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    If it's green, it's clean SilverIonJohn's Avatar
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    The gerbil of death takes another soul...

    Was driving around in San Luis Potosi the other night when, I came up to a red light and saw a set of HIDs bouncing along behind me. Was some young bnr kid in a black yaris with a fart can, cut springs, and the hubcaps that look like mesh wheels... He revved the tiny motor for all it was worth and stared at me for a while. I figure this was probably the only race i would ever get with a car that's in the same category as mine. Why not.

    Dig: Light turns green, we go I get out on him about a car or so from the get go, then once by the end of second i'm out about 2-3 cars... No need to go any further. I pop it in fifth and cruise on to the Federali Highway. He speeds past me and flashes his hazards, I have never felt so disrespected in my life... But I let it slide this time, as i was too damned bust watching my MPG meter go down one tenth to care...

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    09 Fit sport beats Yaris from a dig to about 50mph...
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    I really shouldn't race this piece of doo-doo
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    Maybe they ran out of Civic's to steal so they moved on to the Yaris?

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    Dude.. slow racing was fun. The races usually end near speed limit and feel like it's taking a 1/4 mile! lol

    Good runs! That thing sounds mean!

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    Thanks man, I really want to find an EP3 that's close to stock to see how I would do... With the mods I have, the tune, +- 300lbs advantage in weight, and a closer gear ratio, I think it would be a good race... Problem is I don't think there are any EP3s out there that are still stock lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilverIonJohn View Post
    Thanks man, I really want to find an EP3 that's close to stock to see how I would do... With the mods I have, the tune, +- 300lbs advantage in weight, and a closer gear ratio, I think it would be a good race... Problem is I don't think there are any EP3s out there that are still stock lol
    Will had one. Now Kenneth has it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CZero View Post
    Will had one. Now Kenneth has it.
    I think that EP3 is broken or cursed. It was rather close to the Kia in speed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrentCRX View Post
    I think that EP3 is broken or cursed. It was rather close to the Kia in speed.
    That thing was well kept until the last few times I saw it.

    @Brent+Biglos Thanks for the support ha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrentCRX View Post
    I think that EP3 is broken or cursed. It was rather close to the Kia in speed.
    ep3s are just that slow.

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    My buddy has one. Lmk if u wanna race

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    Quote Originally Posted by dixonsi View Post
    I think I seen your old Saturn yesterday off of 610 near the ship channel. An old overweight mexican lady was driving it.

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    That was probably the new owner's mom... HaHa

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    If you're in houston, my 09 Rio wants a piece. I'm going to lose because the fit has more HP from factory and you have mods on top of that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lAresl View Post
    If you're in houston, my 09 Rio wants a piece. I'm going to lose because the fit has more HP from factory and you have mods on top of that.
    I'm in San Antonio, but the next time I'm in Houston, I'll see what's up.

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    I don't know, I'm rarely in Dallas... But who knows, I'll keep you ion mind if i am ever headed up that way.

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