trill

todays been a relatively slow day.

1st appt- walk in, his cd-roms not working. this african asshole doesnt know his hand in from his fucking head so I believe him. pop a cd in, OH WOW THE SHIT WORKS.

this motherfucker.

then he starts going on about tmobile hotspot routers. motherfucker i dont know anything about tmobile hot spot routers. I DONT WORK FOR TMOBILE. I was about 4 minutes from pushing this fuck into a moving car when my stomach pretty much drops into my asshole. Yay shits. this shit hits me like ike waves hit galveston. yeah. my top priority was to GTFO and get to the nearest restroom and complete demolition on my moving bowels but this assflap wouldnt stop talking. after listening to him suck the owners cock for 10 more minutes, i hop in the fit a rush to the nearest bathroom, which was a local mcdonalds. too bad my car is about as fast a two snails on top of each other cause by the time i made it there, the turtle head was already poking out. fuck me running while sititng sideways i hated my morning.