fat girl stole fry off my plate!!

[jackrizzo]

last night i went to some restaurant by day, bar by night place
i ordered me some chicken fried chicken
nobody else was eating in the whole place but me, but i was hungry
so anyways my cfc came with fries
and this fat chick walked by and just grabbed one off my plate
i looked at her and said "are u sure u should be eating fries?"
and she blew up yelling at me, i couldn't stop laughing :kekegay:

[stretch-d]

Good looking girls often get a "free pass" to do what they want...but not fat chicks...Never.

[ninjapleazee]

don't blame her.. it's her metabolism.. lol

[Få±å�ï±ÿ]

True that the good looking girls get the "free pass" but the thing is he's right about that chick. She should have asked or something.

[Masoud]

i looked at her and said "are u sure u should be eating fries?"
and she blew up yelling at me, i couldn't stop laughing :kekegay:


Good Game, I would of done the same :thumb:

[Evil Patio]

shouldve clotheslined her ass

[ninjapleazee]

shouldve clotheslined her ass

me might have got his arm stuck or break it.

[Vic]

this concerns me.

[Evil Patio]

this concerns me.
:roflmao: :thumb:

[Få±å�ï±ÿ]

How fat are we talking? Like fat as in chunky or fat like Oprah was?

[Evil Patio]

Draw us an outline jackrizzo, this subject concerns me, I would like to know what is going on here.

[ninjapleazee]

or fat like Oprah was?

Oprah fluctuates like the weather.

[Z33WOLF]

Was her nickname Big'ums? :eek3dance

[Vic]

Draw us an outline jackrizzo, this subject concerns me, I would like to know what is going on here.

:roflmao: :roflmao:

[jackrizzo]

Draw us an outline jackrizzo, this subject concerns me, I would like to know what is going on here.
http://upload.houston-imports.com/uploaded/Untitled-1aaa.jpg

[Evil Patio]

Hmm, she looks a little illproportioned, perhaps this was a snowman?

[Få±å�ï±ÿ]

Okay let me clarify what I meant....

http://upload.houston-imports.com/uploaded/fat.JPG

[jackrizzo]

Okay let me clarify what I meant....

http://upload.houston-imports.com/uploaded/fat.JPG
http://upload.houston-imports.com/uploaded/UNTITL3aaa.jpg

[Evil Patio]

:roflmao:

[Få±å�ï±ÿ]

I wasn't going for realism. Just a general idea. And if she looks like a turtle that is not my problem! Maybe she shouldn't be hella big!

[concretslider]

:roflmao: :ugh2: http://upload.houston-imports.com/uploaded/Untitled-1aaa.jpg

[jackrizzo]

:roflmao: :ugh2:
^^^^thats yucky^^^^^ :wompwomp:

[Evil Patio]

^^^^thats yucky^^^^^ :wompwomp:
you know wanted to hit it dude

[Marty McFly]

:roflmao: @ this thread

[Agent S14]

This thread makes me laugh

[needaimport]

she was hitting on u of course

[jackrizzo]

you know wanted to hit it dude
:eek3: :eek3: :eek3:

explain thinking process please :eek3:

[BuLLy]

she was hitting on u of course

or would you hit it? :eek3: :roflmao:

[jackrizzo]

or would you hit it? :eek3: :roflmao:
just find a fold a fuck it :wompwomp:

the possibilities are endless

[Evil Patio]

At my work, I have to drive to the far back of the parking lot to get to my building and park. I have to pass the smokers of this one buidling before mine, and I keep seeing this big girl staring at me while I drive by.

She's giving my this look like
A: She likes me and wants my number
b: She wants to eat me or
C: She wants to fight me.

I'm scared to drive that way now, i think ill go the back way

[Evil Patio]

:eek3: :eek3: :eek3:

explain thinking process please :eek3:
youre thinking about her, awww :kekegay:

[ninjapleazee]

:roflmao: :thumb: :roflmao:


Where's the pic of the FRY Rizzo?

[Agent S14]

At my work, I have to drive to the far back of the parking lot to get to my building and park. I have to pass the smokers of this one buidling before mine, and I keep seeing this big girl staring at me while I drive by.

She's giving my this look like
A: She likes me and wants my number
b: She wants to eat me or
C: She wants to fight me.

I'm scared to drive that way now, i think ill go the back way

:eek3: THATS SCARY.you can always outrun her though.

[jackrizzo]

:eek3: THATS SCARY.you can always outrun her though.
yes, but not if she stop drops and rolls

[BuLLy]

im sorry for the lose of your fry :bawling:

[Evil Patio]

yes, but not if she stop drops and rolls
I'll be like Indiana Jones :eek3dance

[Evil Patio]

im sorry for the lose of your fry :bawling:
RIP Jackrizzo's fry

[Agent S14]

yes, but not if she stop drops and rolls

Patio would get squished and die :eek3:

[Evil Patio]

Patio would get squished and die :eek3:
I'll be like Indiana Jones :eek3dance
:thumb:

[specR]

RIP Jackrizzo's fry
:wrd: :(

LMAO @pics

[mpitre44]

last night i went to some restaurant by day, bar by night place
i ordered me some chicken fried chicken
nobody else was eating in the whole place but me, but i was hungry
so anyways my cfc came with fries
and this fat chick walked by and just grabbed one off my plate
i looked at her and said "are u sure u should be eating fries?"
and she blew up yelling at me, i couldn't stop laughing :kekegay:

maby she thought she was cute

[Agent S14]

:thumb:

ill go to your funeral :kekegay:

[BuLLy]

ill go to your funeral :kekegay:

Will there be invitations to both Patio's and the Fry's funeral? :kekegay:

[ofay]

[QUOTE=jackrizzo]
and this fat chick walked by and just grabbed one off my plate
QUOTE]


i would have told her that if she ever did that again her life would cease to be

[jhonda04]

damn those fat girls think they can do whatever they want :roflmao:
that's awesome you started making fun of her, she deserved it if she stole food from you like she did :thumb:

[Evil Patio]

if no one was there but you, where did the fat chick come from? :confused:

[nsxxess]

someone had to feed the poor in houston. :eek3: to bad it was your fry :-/

[BuLLy]

Here is the big question: jackrizzo got a fry stolen and the fat gurl got insulted...Who got :Owned:

[o0 ls/chic]

:wompwomp:

[Få±å�ï±ÿ]

if no one was there but you, where did the fat chick come from? :confused:


She was grazing with the rest of her bovine kind and the wind brought the smell to her. She moved like a gazelle. A really big fat one. With no horns. Wait...did she have horns?

[LoPiNdeMonZee]

last night i went to some restaurant by day, bar by night place
i ordered me some chicken fried chicken
nobody else was eating in the whole place but me, but i was hungry
so anyways my cfc came with fries
and this fat chick walked by and just grabbed one off my plate
i looked at her and said "are u sure u should be eating fries?"
and she blew up yelling at me, i couldn't stop laughing :kekegay:


did that fat girl just like come out of nowhere or something, or was she a ghost?? haha you said you were the only one in the whole place eating.... or was she your waitress or the hostess ??? :wompwomp:

[Evil Patio]

What happen to Jackrizzo? We have questions, they need to be answered. We are concerned Jackrizzo.

[Evil Patio]

She was grazing with the rest of her bovine kind and the wind brought the smell to her. She moved like a gazelle. A really big fat one. With no horns. Wait...did she have horns?
By the witness and professional sketches in this thread, I do not believe she would be this agile to sneak up on Jackrizzo, this is a conspiracy. Who really did kill the fry?

[Vic]

What happen to Jackrizzo? We have questions, they need to be answered. We are concerned Jackrizzo.


drunx!

[Evil Patio]

drunx!
NOW?!?! :thumb:

[ninjapleazee]

drunx!

or got eaten. :roflmao: :ugh2:

[Agent S14]

By the witness and professional sketches in this thread, I do not believe she would be this agile to sneak up on Jackrizzo, this is a conspiracy. Who really did kill the fry?
Patio i demand a full investigation to who really killed that fry.I agree this is a conspiracy. :thumb:

[jackrizzo]

She was grazing with the rest of her bovine kind and the wind brought the smell to her. She moved like a gazelle. A really big fat one. With no horns. Wait...did she have horns?
http://upload.houston-imports.com/uploaded/Untitled-1aaav.jpg

[jhonda04]

LOL^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[DJ®]

jackrizzo: can you spot her in a line up?

http://www.openair.org/maxwell/graphicn/tcusta.jpghttp://upload.houston-imports.com/uploaded/LasVegas04.JPG
http://www.cra.org/Activities/craw/dmp/smolensky/pop2.JPGhttp://www.peel.edu.on.ca/~morning/Virtual%20Yearbook/Lunch/P0001417.JPG

[specR]

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[jackrizzo]

http://upload.houston-imports.com/uploaded/Untitled-1aaav2.jpg

[specR]

from now on ppl, take pics from a camera phone when telling stories hahahah

[Agent S14]

thisdj1978 since patio aint on can you do the full investigation on who killed that fry?justice must be served.

[specR]

name of said restaurant? time in said restaurant?

[Costas]

i looked at her and said "are u sure u should be eating fries?"
hhahaha that's MINT!

[DJ®]

thisdj1978 since patio aint on can you do the full investigation on who killed that fry?justice must be served.

Formal Investigation in progress........

ALERT: Please be on the look out for a French Fry Burglar, suspect was last seen at McDonalds snatching fries from the pickup counter:

Description:

Sex: Female
Race: Hispanic
Height: 4ft 11in
Weight: 493lbs
Hair Color: Black (on head and arms)
Other: Has difficulty breathing (except when consuming fries)
Uses reverse sexual charm: walks by a male victim until he desperately tries to hide his face from her view, then she swipes the fries........the unknowing male is then a few fries short.

BEWARE: this suspect is armed with a horrible case of B.O.

http://upload.houston-imports.com/uploaded/LasVegas06.jpg

[specR]

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

i'll be on the look out.:squint:

[BuLLy]

:rock: Roger That :roflmao:

[infester]

Damn fat chicks can rock my world everyday!!!!

:eek3dance

[DJ®]

:Cop:

[BuLLy]

Crime Stoppers :eek3dance

[DJ®]

BTW:

http://upload.houston-imports.com/uploaded/fat-bastard.jpg

[Tayman]

this thread = :roflmao:

[jackrizzo]

cann't nobody say i don't make some good threads :rock:

[jhonda04]

Formal Investigation in progress........

ALERT: Please be on the look out for a French Fry Burglar, suspect was last seen at McDonalds snatching fries from the pickup counter:

Description:

Sex: Female
Race: Hispanic
Height: 4ft 11in
Weight: 493lbs
Hair Color: Black (on head and arms)
Other: Has difficulty breathing (except when consuming fries)
Uses reverse sexual charm: walks by a male victim until he desperately tries to hide his face from her view, then she swipes the fries........the unknowing male is then a few fries short.

BEWARE: this suspect is armed with a horrible case of B.O.

http://upload.houston-imports.com/uploaded/LasVegas06.jpg

:roflmao: :roflmao: oh god this thread is too funny. i think you should call crimestoppers or channel 11 investigates so they can put her ass behind bars.

[ClumsyGoddess]

This is the funniest shit I've ever read :thumb: :roflmao:

[5w20]

True that the good looking girls get the "free pass" but the thing is he's right about that chick. She should have asked or something.

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[Lauren]

is a french fry burglar anything like a cunt burglar, derrick?

[DJ®]

is a french fry burglar anything like a cunt burglar, derrick?

nah.

cunt has 0 Carbs.......

[BrentCRX]

RIP Jackrizzo's fry
LOL word

[jackrizzo]

This is the funniest shit I've ever read :thumb: :roflmao:
made by jackrizzo

[Agent S14]

:eek3:DAMN 493lbs!!! approach with extreme caution if you see this susupect. you could get squished and killed.

[pistolpete]

Chief, how do we apprehend the suspect? Is she armed and dangerous? Please elaborate on method of detention.

[mpitre44]

Chief, how do we apprehend the suspect? Is she armed and dangerous? Please elaborate on method of detention.

she is armed and dangerous. She is equipt with 5lbs fired rice from the buffet and is resisting. She has taken the kung pao chicken hostage and is very hostile

[Agent S14]

any progress on this investigation?

[Evil Patio]

any progress on this investigation?
Suspect is still at large, very very large :-/

[Speedlimit 180]

^^^^ fat lady hahahaHha damn fat chick good job on asking her about the fry :thumb:

[Agent S14]

Suspect is still at large, very very large :-/

ROFFLES :roflmao: what area was she in so i can keep a lookout

[Tiger Styles]

...maybe the she was just 'Big-Bonedid'.

[specR]

ROFFLES :roflmao: what area was she in so i can keep a lookout
she is in the Sugar Land, Stafford, Alief, Richmond area...yes at the same time.

[Agent S14]

she is in the Sugar Land, Stafford, Alief, Richmond area...yes at the same time.
:eek3: she lives in our area what car does she drive.anyone livin in this area or visiting this area should protect your fries .

[Tiger Styles]

SHE BROKE HER GOTDAMM NECK!!!!
http://upload.houston-imports.com/uploaded/My neck my back,myneckandmyback1.JPG

[Evil Patio]

you know youre fat when you need two lines drawn in for a stick figure verision of yourselfs neck

[Agent S14]

SHE BROKE HER GOTDAMM NECK!!!!
http://upload.houston-imports.com/uploaded/My neck my back,myneckandmyback1.JPG

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!this must be added to the description this investigation keeps gettin weirder every time.Good eye TIGERSTYLES :thumb:

[LoPiNdeMonZee]

:roflmao: :roflmao: this thread is the most hilarious thing i have seen all week, and last week as well.... but on a sadder note, a 18 wheeler tried to run her down, she stepped out in front of it, and caused the truck to snap in half, taking out 4 buildings in the process ..... she ran off and was last seen in Popeye's, wreaking havoc.....

[Evil Patio]

Im getting ready to Archive this :thumb:

[Agent S14]

Im getting ready to Archive this :thumb:
what does that mean cause im an idiot :thumb: