Benjirific's guide - How to fail in stealing your "friend's" girlfriend - V. Buttplug

[MastaAce98]

Lately my g/f had been hanging out with a friend of mine (who no longer is one), along with one of her friends. Which to me is not a big deal, Ben is not a threat of any kind. My g/f is almost 22 years old, Ben is 18.... and so I thought, borderline gay -- if not bi. So on the nights I was working, my g/f and her friend, and Ben would go play pool and stupid shit like that. No big deal, just friends hanging out.

Pic of Ben:
http://www.yainc.net/Ben/Picture16.jpg

So the other day I'm coming home from work and the g/f calls me up yelling at me about all this shit about how I did all this shit behind her back. Including but not limited to going to Thailand and sleeping with all these girls, getting a blow job at Treasures (local strip club), and sleeping with this other girl. While I did go to Thailand, and I did go to Treasures several times, and this particular girl she referred to is an acquaintance, none of the above happened. After about an hour of arguing back and forth on the phone, I started to do a little thinking and started to get some pieces of the puzzle.

None of this really started coming up until Ben and her started hanging out. I start throwing his name into the mix, and I can tell that I hit it right on the nose, but she won't admit it since she was "sworn to secrecy." My theory was that while they were hanging out and while he kept blowing up her phone with text messages, phone calls, and instant messages that he kept saying a bunch of shit about me to get her to break up with me so that he could move in (classic tactic). But, the fact of the matter is that she would NEVER give him the time of day, mainly due to the fact that he's an 18 year old flamboyant fat-ass -- and a gossip queen.

Well last night I go to the club and I run into the girl that I "supposedly" slept with and start asking her a few questions -- as in, had she ever told anybody anything like that. She had no clue what I was talking about. I turn around and run into a few friends and we start talking.... and it turns out that they already knew what was up.

These friends of mine told me that Ben had told them DIRECTLY that he was saying a bunch of shit to my g/f to try to get me in trouble and so she'd break up with me, so he could move in (which is exactly what I thought). They said they thought it was pretty fucked up, so they wanted to tell me as soon as they knew. Then we got on the topic of Ben's femininity and flat-out gayness.... and after some talking we came up with this.

http://www.yainc.net/Ben/pic1.jpg

http://www.yainc.net/Ben/pic2.jpg

http://www.yainc.net/Ben/pic3.jpg

Those are PM's that I'm not saying WHO they're to, but nonetheless PM's that he sent. I don't know but, that's pretty freaking sick.

Needless to say Ben, your secret is out of the bag. You're a fag, and like to finger yourself in the ass, just want a little more action out of it. You just happened to get caught. I guess everybody at your old job was right when they told me you were gay. Next time you want to try to steal somebody's girlfriend, make sure that they're at least INTERESTED in you. You got WAY out of your league this time chief.

I'm still trying not to barf everytime I see those PM's.... but at the same time I think it's completely hilarious.



Cliff Notes:
G/F accuses me of cheating on her several times
I have no idea what she's talking about
Find out that a "Friend" told her a bunch of made-up shit to get me in trouble
I post proof that he's a closet fag.

[rick]

owned

[blackrsx]

OMG :woah: :woah:

[FLiZO]

hhaahhahaha

[faqh_u-)]

so are u two back and settled?what a dickhead... i would get personal w/ him if she did that kinda shit w/ my gf

[Mobil1]

this PMs were fucking hilarious. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[the Asshats]

Quoting ben himself "OH NOEEEEZZ!!!""



lolz

[merked]

ewwwwwww that is screwed up

[Dy Lon]

it's to long to read but am i to assume that Ben wants an anal toy?


*edit* for himself?

[Sorry Ladies I'm Gay]

Ethan,

Is your GF the one who uses a vibrator to get off in the car?

Just curious. Is she also the one who bought her friend a vibrator?

Thx.

[-=E36=-]

GG dude, the fag is owned.

Ryan

[rick]

Ethan,

Is your GF the one who uses a vibrator to get off in the car?

Just curious. Is she also the one who bought her friend a vibrator?

Thx.
ben?

[MastaAce98]

Ethan,

Is your GF the one who uses a vibrator to get off in the car?

Just curious. Is she also the one who bought her friend a vibrator?

Thx.

You obviously don't hang out with girls very much.... but, no, she doesn't use a vibrator in the car. She might've said it jokingly, but no. And, yes.... she did buy her friend a vibrator. It was my idea as a joke for that girl.

[-=E36=-]

Ethan,

Is your GF the one who uses a vibrator to get off in the car?

Just curious. Is she also the one who bought her friend a vibrator?

Thx.

your not ben :D


whew :p

[Sorry Ladies I'm Gay]

no, its not ben.

just checking more rumors i heard.

glad things are cleared up. :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[Dy Lon]

ok now that i'v actualy read it i know whats up... Ben is a dick period. i could have told you that. i can think of another guy on the board too that did some shit awhile back between me and my girl, i just never said anything.

sorry that this happend to you man and i hope that you and your girlfriend work this out.

[rick]

ok now that i'v actualy read it i know whats up... Ben is a dick period. i could have told you that. i can think of another guy on the board too that did some shit awhile back between me and my girl, i just never said anything.

sorry that this happend to you man and i hope that you and your girlfriend work this out.
dont you wish you had this kind of info when it happened to you?
:rock:

[Dy Lon]

actualy i did have this info and i actualy had pictures that i bet he wouldnt of wanted posted on here but i didnt do it although i should have. :cool:

[TopSeller]

mad props to mastaace handling his business like G


Ben=Hersey Highway Patrol

[dak4.7]

Big question is, how are you and your girlfriend? Is it about time for a lynching? :cool:

[Chavez]

If you post those pics, I bet he'll kill himself. :thumb:

[turboteg]

Damn! ownage to the fullest

[axio]

lol

this thread is going to just turn into a flame on Ben-fest

we are just hearing one side of the story though, so I'll hold back my owned until we hear back from Ben

your not ben :D


whew :p
omfg Ryan!

you're*

[blackrsx]

lol

this thread is going to just turn into a flame on Ben-fest

we are just hearing one side of the story though, so I'll hold back my owned until we hear back from Ben


omfg Ryan!

you're*

:wrd: hence my omg

[Slim ThuG]

i always thought that dude was fag....now it proves all my assumptions

[Bryan]

YOU GOT SERVED!

[dak4.7]

:dance:

[turboteg]

YOU GOT SERVED!

haha that reminded me of South Park. "OH IT'S ON!"

[nuWest]

pwned!!!1 :roflmao:

[Bryan]

haha that reminded me of South Park. "OH IT'S ON!"

YOU GOT F'ED IN THE A!11

[AmginE]

wtf is ben?

[Vic]

IBh-iadminsgetblamedforthisonetoo... :p

[Bryan]

IBh-iadminsgetblamedforthisonetoo... :p


Oh don't worry slick Vic, it started on OT before it was here.

[turboteg]

YOU GOT F'ED IN THE A!11

:roflmao: don't tear my heart, my achy breaky heart...

[ldvchik101]

let me put my 2 cents in...

ben is a fag...i cannot stand him...

Ben told some people that i had sex with him...is it true? fuck no!

hey ben...if you're gonna tell a lie at least tell one that could be true...anyone in their right mind wouldn't have sex with you!

[CheeseFrog]

Karma. It's what's for dinner...

[SolaraGuy]

who is ben? :dunno:

[BGs_blacky]

http://www.geocities.com/gloverblake/owned.jpg

[Mobil1]

who is ben? :dunno:isnt it "OH NOEZ"?

[that_guy]

IBthisthreadshouldbelockedandit'sintheworngforumbu tshouldbelockedanywaysbecauseit'sjustdramawaitingt ohappen. :rolleyes:

[AmginE]

who is ben? :dunno:

moleman?

[that_guy]

moleman?
no. molemang is the jolly white giant named Kyle.

[AmginE]

no. molemang is the jolly white giant named Kyle.

bleh.

too many names and too much drama.

[that_guy]

true this should be locked and baleted IMO

[mikesrex]

archive this bitch

[Bryan]

true this should be locked and baleted IMO


No it shouldn't, and it won't be.

Ben has this coming, unfortunately for him. He wronged quite a few people on this site, so I'm going to let this one fly.

[240sxboi]

http://upload.houston-imports.com/uploaded/asswhoop.jpg
http://upload.houston-imports.com/uploaded/clowned.jpg

[that_guy]

No it shouldn't, and it won't be.

Ben has this coming, unfortunately for him. He wronged quite a few people on this site, so I'm going to let this one fly.
ok :)

[black_tl]

Is that guy the same jackass who caused all the drama in the lounge?

[nineight]

archives!

:roflmao:

['05_Infiniti_Coupe]

Now I know where all the rumors come from...Cant trust anyone

[MastaAce98]

Wow.... all this time and no Ben? :roflmao:

[Dy Lon]

chances are ben wont show his face in this thread just like the one awhile back about him he didnt show up in it (that i know of) :rolleyes:

[Mobil1]

chances are ben wont show his face in this thread just like the one awhile back about him he didnt show up in it (that i know of) :rolleyes:if you found a thread like this about your self would you jump in the thread and get flamed in to next year? :roflmao:

[Tayman]

if you found a thread like this about your self would you jump in the thread and get flamed in to next year? :roflmao:

:roflmao:

This is crazy.

Some people just live for drama.
Talk about an asshole....if all of this is true, he deserves every bit of it.

[that_guy]

if you found a thread like this about your self would you jump in the thread and get flamed in to next year? :roflmao:
Whats wrong with anal pleasure by way of dog or cucumber?????? :eek3:

[Mobil1]

Whats wrong with anal pleasure by way of dog or cucumber?????? :eek3: :roflmao: :roflmao:

....nothing..... :ugh:

[that_guy]

:roflmao: :roflmao:

....nothing..... :thumb:
well i know you like it but how about everyone else?

[Mobil1]

well i know you like it but how about everyone else?dammit, i told you to keep that to your self. :o

[AmginE]

Whats wrong with anal pleasure by way of dog or cucumber?????? :eek3:
or Blackrsx's man meat? you said he was yours@

[Dy Lon]

if you found a thread like this about your self would you jump in the thread and get flamed in to next year? :roflmao:
think about who you just asked man :roflmao:


i'v already been flamed so much on this site i'm on pretty much everyone shit list :(



oh yeah PAUL IS GAY! ahahahahahah

[DJ®]

My god, this thread is only 2 pages long (I show 40 posts per page, but still)?

IBPAGE10

[Mobil1]

My god, this thread is only 2 pages long?

IBPAGE10its 4 pages on mine. 20 replies per page. :D

oh yeah PAUL IS GAY! ahahahahahah
yup, thats it. youre on the shit list. :D :roflmao:

[RealLive]

:rofl:

[TopSeller]

please keep this open

[DJ®]

http://upload.houston-imports.com/uploaded/preowned.JPG

[Chris]

bwhahahahahahahahahahahahha
Someone just got PWNED
ARCHIVES!! But give it a day before you archive it.

[Brandan]

This Ben character should just rid himself from the gene pool. Join the Darwin Awards!

[Mobil1]

This Ben character should just rid himself from the gene pool. Join the Darwin Awards!ouch. harshest response yet. :roflmao:

[Brandan]

ouch. harshest response yet. :roflmao:

I have no kind words for people who screw with others relationships.

[pistolpete]

lol.

[97teg]

on top of him being gay, go beat his ass for doing that kinda stupid shit.
FUCKERS deserve to get beat

D

[Vincent]

I don't get it.

Why did he want to get rid of you and move in with your girlfriend if he is gay?

[Benny]

I don't get it.

Why did he want to get rid of you and move in with your girlfriend if he is gay?
maybe he's not gay.. but Bisexual... :ugh: :ugh:

[azinwood]

maybe he's not gay.. but Bisexual... :ugh: :ugh:

or maybe she is a he!

benji can you confirm or deny this?

[_relapsd.]

or maybe she is a he!

benji can you confirm or deny this?

you're asking ben to reply? :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[nuWest]

or maybe she is a he!

benji can you confirm or deny this?
rofl! i will almost guarantee he/she will not post in this thread.
edit: plz dont wear best buy shirts.

[Stiggz]

i think i seen this cat...he's the one who randomly sits on the cement poles outside of the Mervyn's "waiting for a ride"... :ugh:

[_relapsd.]

idb.

[Mobil1]

bump.


flame him some more dammit. :o

[Dy Lon]

:roflmao: i wonder if he will make another name and come defend himself with it

[concretslider]

HOLY SHIT this dude just got owned


SUCKS TO BE YOU...... nutkick: FAG

[moleman]

moleman?
:rolleyes:

[chrass]

two factors here... ethan, ben, and girlfriend should have kept this shit to themselves. By they way you might not know of me ethan, but what i heard about tialand wasn't girlfriend friendly....next, the majority of you out there sit on your asses trying to be adults while jerking off to moleman's porn ( I know this because i am one of you( THANKS A MILLION MOLEMAN!!)) Ben has his things and his way of doing things and spending his free time. get the fuck over it...the world is full of gays and bi-sexuals and people who just like anal pleasure. and to answer your next question this is not ben nor his butt buddy, i am just a viewer who just knows a few faces and names. and for the next comment..no i am not gay me and my girlfriend are just fine.

[speeddemon]

IBTL... that is all. Night.:rofl:

[AmginE]

:rolleyes:

well everyone calls you a fag. or so i've heard.

[veritas]

two factors here... ethan, ben, and girlfriend should have kept this shit to themselves. By they way you might not know of me ethan, but what i heard about tialand wasn't girlfriend friendly....next, the majority of you out there sit on your asses trying to be adults while jerking off to moleman's porn ( I know this because i am one of you( THANKS A MILLION MOLEMAN!!)) Ben has his things and his way of doing things and spending his free time. get the fuck over it...the world is full of gays and bi-sexuals and people who just like anal pleasure. and to answer your next question this is not ben nor his butt buddy, i am just a viewer who just knows a few faces and names. and for the next comment..no i am not gay me and my girlfriend are just fine.

Chris -- Ben did this to himself -- forget that you know him. This was a long time coming. This world is better off without "SNAKES" messing with our women. Let it be.

[Brandan]

two factors here... ethan, ben, and girlfriend should have kept this shit to themselves. By they way you might not know of me ethan, but what i heard about tialand wasn't girlfriend friendly....next, the majority of you out there sit on your asses trying to be adults while jerking off to moleman's porn ( I know this because i am one of you( THANKS A MILLION MOLEMAN!!)) Ben has his things and his way of doing things and spending his free time. get the fuck over it...the world is full of gays and bi-sexuals and people who just like anal pleasure. and to answer your next question this is not ben nor his butt buddy, i am just a viewer who just knows a few faces and names. and for the next comment..no i am not gay me and my girlfriend are just fine.

Please remove yourself from the gene pool.










Was that nicer than what i said to Ben?

[Vick]

Can anyone copy and paste exactly what it says in the PMs. For some reason my gay ass laptop won't load up the pictures correctly.

Thanks!

[DJ®]

Can anyone copy and paste exactly what it says in the PMs. For some reason my gay ass laptop won't load up the pictures correctly.

Thanks!

That sucks...........but you can't copy and paste text from a picture file.

The first PM is about liking anal pleasure, the third one is about waiting to masturbate until phone sex.

[Vick]

That sucks...........but you can't copy and paste text from a picture file.

The first PM is about liking anal pleasure, the third one is about waiting to masturbate until phone sex.

Heh, further proof of my computer ignorance.

[DJ®]

Heh, further proof of my computer ignorance.

are you still accessing the forum from the IP address or are you back to http://www.houston-imports.com/forums ??

[Vick]

www.houston-imports.com/forums

[DJ®]

www.houston-imports.com/forums

Damn.........I don't know then

[tit$]

:eek3:

[Vick]

I don't get it.

Why did he want to get rid of you and move in with your girlfriend if he is gay?

'Cause he wanted her to use a strap-on on him.

[blackrsx]

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