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darestie
02-13-2008, 12:29 AM
"Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.

The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each."

The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys. Then they never saw the man or his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!

Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works."

Flores
02-13-2008, 01:43 AM
That would be futures trading, not 'the stock market'.

What your describing is simply greed mixed with stupidity. Anyone with half a brain would realize dumping that many monkeys on the open market would have the opposite affect on price.

Only someone trying to do something dishonest would ever try and make such a deal. And of course, you left out the part where the securities and trade commission tracks down the man and his minions confiscates their wealth and throws them in jail.

jomomma
02-13-2008, 02:21 AM
"Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.

The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each."

The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys. Then they never saw the man or his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!

Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works."

rofl, thats racist.

axio
02-13-2008, 09:14 AM
Thats not how the stock market or the futures market works. It could have been a decent explanation of inflation but it ended up being retarded. I learned about inflation from Duck Tales, Scrooge's money was stolen and spread around town, all of a sudden everyone was rich and it cost insane amounts of money to purchase even small things.

Kohinoor
02-13-2008, 11:12 AM
:ugh:

more like how hustling works

DoPiE
02-13-2008, 11:28 AM
man some people really know what they are talking about :hsugh:
well at least i know its not the op

Flores
02-13-2008, 12:00 PM
man some people really know what they are talking about :hsugh:
well at least i know its not the op


:thumb:

cabajaba
02-15-2008, 10:36 AM
Thats not how the stock market or the futures market works. It could have been a decent explanation of inflation but it ended up being retarded. I learned about inflation from Duck Tales, Scrooge's money was stolen and spread around town, all of a sudden everyone was rich and it cost insane amounts of money to purchase even small things.

ha!

I remember that one.

Pr3Lud3PLaYa
02-15-2008, 11:35 AM
wow.....that's all i can say.