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RAWR
01-11-2006, 03:33 PM
Guys, would you be embarassed if you couldn't find a girl's vagina due to inexperience. And what would you do if you stuck it up the wrong hole? Would you apologize or try to play it off?

Leo
01-11-2006, 03:34 PM
there is no wrong hole.

+plague+
01-11-2006, 03:34 PM
do not forgot tha belly buttons!!!!!!!11loolz

trill
01-11-2006, 03:34 PM
there is no wrong hole.
/thread

rx8ah
01-11-2006, 03:34 PM
LMAO! funniest question ever! found it the first time so.... :-/

SugarDaddy
01-11-2006, 03:34 PM
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
better hope she doesnt laugh to hard and fart and blow air in your piece!

Evil Patio
01-11-2006, 03:35 PM
there is no wrong hole.
LOL

RAWR
01-11-2006, 03:35 PM
Butt=wrong hole
Pussy=right hole

I know people out there have stuck it in the wrong hole before. Now's your chance to come clean.

_relapsd.
01-11-2006, 03:36 PM
I`D SHIT ON THE PP

-=E36=-
01-11-2006, 03:37 PM
You have to have a really small dick or a large ass hole to stick it in the wrong hole.

SugarDaddy
01-11-2006, 03:37 PM
I`D SHIT ON THE PP

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Super Mario
01-11-2006, 03:37 PM
Through the brown eye never...

trill
01-11-2006, 03:38 PM
Butt=wrong hole
Pussy=right hole

I know people out there have stuck it in the wrong hole before. Now's your chance to come clean.
maybe in your world

jdmaccord94
01-11-2006, 03:38 PM
You have to have a really small dick or a large ass hole to stick it in the wrong hole.
Ky will fix it:thumb:

_relapsd.
01-11-2006, 03:39 PM
rawr are you a MASTER at sex?

EG5_TVA
01-11-2006, 03:41 PM
there is no wrong hole.



:D :rock::kissmyass

Gooback
01-11-2006, 03:41 PM
what about girls who are noobs at oral :eh:

jdmaccord94
01-11-2006, 03:42 PM
rawr are you a "MASTER" at sex?
Of couse he is.......His the Masterdebater

AWD
01-11-2006, 03:42 PM
Guys, would you be embarassed if you couldn't find a girl's vagina due to inexperience. And what would you do if you stuck it up the wrong hole? Would you apologize or try to play it off?


Im a n00b. Lets get together so you can teach me.

AWD

jdmaccord94
01-11-2006, 03:45 PM
Im a n00b. Lets get together so you can teach me.

AWD
Go to prison they can teach anything in there from what i heard:kissmyass

XAoPillz
01-11-2006, 03:46 PM
:rofl:

AWD
01-11-2006, 03:47 PM
Go to prison they can teach anything in there from what i heard:kissmyass

:gonk:

I want to learn from master RAWR..

AWD

Fury
01-11-2006, 03:50 PM
http://tinypic.com/k2h79h.jpg

*ChRiStInA_MaRiE*
01-11-2006, 03:50 PM
do not forgot tha belly buttons!!!!!!!11loolz
:rofl: the belly button is what guy put it in when the girl is too fat. Cant find the hole? look under the roll :thumb:

rx8ah
01-11-2006, 03:53 PM
how do u fuck a fat chick?





















roll her in flower and go for the wet spot

jdmaccord94
01-11-2006, 03:53 PM
:rofl: the belly button is what guy put it in when the girl is too fat. Cant find the hole? look under the roll :thumb:
:roflmao: :roflmao: :eh: :gross: :barf:

edobear
01-11-2006, 03:58 PM
Mouth, Vagina, Colon, and Okie Dokie signal with hands is all the right holes.

Now, if you stick it in the belly button then you have a problem and you should only be aiming at the nose if you're doing the Money shot.

You a bad motherfucker (with a small penis) if you stick it in the girl's pee hole. Now that's the only wrong hole that I know of.

S.T.F.U.
01-11-2006, 04:00 PM
Not my problem, I'm gonna keep going not matter what hole I'm in! As long as theres friction baby!!!

crunK
01-11-2006, 04:01 PM
I don't believe the "pee-hole" is big enough for a penis to be inserted. If yours on the other hand is able to go in there...Either your partner or you have a genital problem.

SugarDaddy
01-11-2006, 04:03 PM
Mouth, Vagina, Colon, and Okie Dokie signal with hands is all the right holes.

Now, if you stick it in the belly button then you have a problem and you should only be aiming at the nose if you're doing the Money shot.

You a bad motherfucker (with a small penis) if you stick it in the girl's pee hole. Now that's the only wrong hole that I know of.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :thumb:

Dave C
01-11-2006, 04:05 PM
what about girls who are noobs at oral :eh:

those are the best because you get to teach them the way you want it.. yep I had a girl that never sucked a dick.. she is a fuckin pro now =) I need to get that shirt from tshirt hell that says "I tought your girlfriend that trick you like".

_allstar
01-11-2006, 04:06 PM
:rofl:

D=F20C1
01-11-2006, 04:06 PM
http://tinypic.com/k2h79h.jpg
:roflmao:

Tito Escobar
01-11-2006, 04:09 PM
What idiot would not be able to find the vagina???

_allstar
01-11-2006, 04:13 PM
THREAD SAVE!

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/reyestabber.jpg

...

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/rgirl.jpg

trill
01-11-2006, 04:14 PM
wasnt all that

S.T.F.U.
01-11-2006, 04:28 PM
Nope, you killed it even more!

northsideracing
01-11-2006, 04:30 PM
i cant believe you asked that question on here..i would keep on stickin it

edobear
01-11-2006, 04:45 PM
Practice makes perfect:thumb:

EET FUK
01-11-2006, 04:52 PM
theres no such thing as "the wrong hole"

RaCinStylez
01-11-2006, 04:53 PM
there is no wrong hole.

/thread

ProjektSol
01-11-2006, 10:08 PM
how can you not find the whole. its not a maze or anything

heyitsryan
01-11-2006, 10:10 PM
[QUOTE=crunK]I don't believe the "pee-hole" is big enough for a penis to be inserted. If yours on the other hand is able to go in there...Either your partner or you have a genital problem.[/QUOT:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

veritas
01-11-2006, 10:11 PM
THREAD SAVE!

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/reyestabber.jpg

...

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/rgirl.jpg
priceless

merked
01-11-2006, 10:17 PM
how can you not find the whole. its not a maze or anything

HOW DO YOU MISSPELL "HOLE"?!?!?

Page
01-11-2006, 10:28 PM
HOW DO YOU MISSPELL "HOLE"?!?!?
I dunno, but he fucked up his name too.

Los
01-11-2006, 10:42 PM
I usually think I am in, but since it is so small, I could be humping her inner thigh...

edobear
01-11-2006, 11:06 PM
Is it ok to place your penis inside a boil that's busted?

Hey, it's fresh surface nobody but you can walk on.

accordvtec
01-11-2006, 11:22 PM
there is no wrong hole.:thumb:

alreadyknow
01-12-2006, 02:24 AM
oh my virgin ears..!

SAR05
01-12-2006, 09:08 AM
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
better hope she doesnt laugh to hard and fart and blow air in your piece!
I dont think she would be laughing if you 'accedently' put it in the wrong hole.

eSArGhTee4
01-12-2006, 09:26 AM
Oops, sorry babe, wrong hole. :hsugh:

S54_M
01-12-2006, 10:46 AM
there is no wrong hole.
LOL






what about girls who are noobs at oral :eh:
OMG....FTL!!!

HondaGirl23
01-12-2006, 10:52 AM
:roflmao: wrong hole?.. that's hilarious

mofoD
01-12-2006, 11:49 AM
butt = 100 points

vagina = 75 points

datboi05
01-12-2006, 02:10 PM
Guys, would you be embarassed if you couldn't find a girl's vagina due to inexperience. And what would you do if you stuck it up the wrong hole? Would you apologize or try to play it off?



honestly, my first time, i really didnt know where to find it, she had to guide me to it! lol
but no shame tho, since there's a first time to everything rite.

edobear
01-12-2006, 07:21 PM
^:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

That's sad because I knew exactly where to go.

_BooBoo_
01-12-2006, 07:23 PM
butt = 100 points

vagina = 75 points
wrd im in it to win!

edobear
01-12-2006, 07:53 PM
How much for a backfire?

Like I leave a load in one hole but minutes later it's oozing right back out?

H22Si
01-12-2006, 10:37 PM
there is no wrong hole.WE have a WINNER:bowdown:

shooitzlinh
01-12-2006, 10:49 PM
probaly cause its extra hairy lol

rx8ah
01-12-2006, 11:51 PM
How much for a backfire?

Like I leave a load in one hole but minutes later it's oozing right back out?
300pts. u got a firehose on ur hands

king_of_HTX
01-13-2006, 02:02 AM
This thread is funny as fuck :rofl:

kthxbai
01-13-2006, 01:14 PM
is it a pussy or a rubix cube?!

tnn
01-13-2006, 01:15 PM
now days kinds grow up so quick, by the time its their first time they have already know whats going on.

edobear
01-13-2006, 01:40 PM
300pts. u got a firehose on ur hands

Well, I guess I'm a G-man because it's happened more than three times:thumb:

PornItos
01-13-2006, 07:33 PM
http://tinypic.com/k2h79h.jpg



:roflmao: :roflmao: super troopers rocks :rock:

lIl CiViC lIl
01-14-2006, 09:32 AM
there is no wrong hole.
:roflmao:

EckoUltd87
01-14-2006, 10:13 AM
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: @ this Thread

Abdul
01-14-2006, 08:05 PM
Butt=wrong hole
Pussy=right hole

I know people out there have stuck it in the wrong hole before. Now's your chance to come clean.
one is super wet and sometimes pretty fat/juicy, one is tight and dry.. just go with instincts.. you dont have to be a damn rocket scientist to smash... but if you pick the latter make sure you got lube or enough spit to keep you both satisfied :thumb:

FbodTrek
01-14-2006, 09:49 PM
You have to have a really small dick or a large ass hole to stick it in the wrong hole.
haha, werd.

yanin_flo
01-14-2006, 10:01 PM
nope, just say "put it were you want it"

94ExCoupe
01-14-2006, 10:50 PM
there is no wrong hole.
"yes by now hes probably removed the eye balls and is making love to the empty sockets as we speak"
/grave keeper from south park lol

ngogsr
01-14-2006, 10:58 PM
You have to have a really small dick or a large ass hole to stick it in the wrong hole.


:roflmao:

VashThaStampede
01-14-2006, 11:02 PM
its between her legs... would you like a map?

Hype
01-15-2006, 05:10 AM
Go to prison they can teach anything in there from what i heard:kissmyass
:Goofy: