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Guys, would you be embarassed if you couldn't find a girl's vagina due to inexperience. And what would you do if you stuck it up the wrong hole? Would you apologize or try to play it off?
+plague+
01-11-2006, 03:34 PM
do not forgot tha belly buttons!!!!!!!11loolz
trill
01-11-2006, 03:34 PM
there is no wrong hole.
/thread
rx8ah
01-11-2006, 03:34 PM
LMAO! funniest question ever! found it the first time so.... :-/
SugarDaddy
01-11-2006, 03:34 PM
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
better hope she doesnt laugh to hard and fart and blow air in your piece!
Evil Patio
01-11-2006, 03:35 PM
there is no wrong hole.
LOL
Butt=wrong hole
Pussy=right hole
I know people out there have stuck it in the wrong hole before. Now's your chance to come clean.
_relapsd.
01-11-2006, 03:36 PM
I`D SHIT ON THE PP
-=E36=-
01-11-2006, 03:37 PM
You have to have a really small dick or a large ass hole to stick it in the wrong hole.
SugarDaddy
01-11-2006, 03:37 PM
I`D SHIT ON THE PP
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Super Mario
01-11-2006, 03:37 PM
Through the brown eye never...
trill
01-11-2006, 03:38 PM
Butt=wrong hole
Pussy=right hole
I know people out there have stuck it in the wrong hole before. Now's your chance to come clean.
maybe in your world
jdmaccord94
01-11-2006, 03:38 PM
You have to have a really small dick or a large ass hole to stick it in the wrong hole.
Ky will fix it:thumb:
_relapsd.
01-11-2006, 03:39 PM
rawr are you a MASTER at sex?
EG5_TVA
01-11-2006, 03:41 PM
there is no wrong hole.
:D :rock::kissmyass
Gooback
01-11-2006, 03:41 PM
what about girls who are noobs at oral :eh:
jdmaccord94
01-11-2006, 03:42 PM
rawr are you a "MASTER" at sex?
Of couse he is.......His the Masterdebater
Guys, would you be embarassed if you couldn't find a girl's vagina due to inexperience. And what would you do if you stuck it up the wrong hole? Would you apologize or try to play it off?
Im a n00b. Lets get together so you can teach me.
AWD
jdmaccord94
01-11-2006, 03:45 PM
Im a n00b. Lets get together so you can teach me.
AWD
Go to prison they can teach anything in there from what i heard:kissmyass
XAoPillz
01-11-2006, 03:46 PM
:rofl:
Go to prison they can teach anything in there from what i heard:kissmyass
:gonk:
I want to learn from master RAWR..
AWD
http://tinypic.com/k2h79h.jpg
*ChRiStInA_MaRiE*
01-11-2006, 03:50 PM
do not forgot tha belly buttons!!!!!!!11loolz
:rofl: the belly button is what guy put it in when the girl is too fat. Cant find the hole? look under the roll :thumb:
rx8ah
01-11-2006, 03:53 PM
how do u fuck a fat chick?
roll her in flower and go for the wet spot
jdmaccord94
01-11-2006, 03:53 PM
:rofl: the belly button is what guy put it in when the girl is too fat. Cant find the hole? look under the roll :thumb:
:roflmao: :roflmao: :eh: :gross: :barf:
edobear
01-11-2006, 03:58 PM
Mouth, Vagina, Colon, and Okie Dokie signal with hands is all the right holes.
Now, if you stick it in the belly button then you have a problem and you should only be aiming at the nose if you're doing the Money shot.
You a bad motherfucker (with a small penis) if you stick it in the girl's pee hole. Now that's the only wrong hole that I know of.
S.T.F.U.
01-11-2006, 04:00 PM
Not my problem, I'm gonna keep going not matter what hole I'm in! As long as theres friction baby!!!
crunK
01-11-2006, 04:01 PM
I don't believe the "pee-hole" is big enough for a penis to be inserted. If yours on the other hand is able to go in there...Either your partner or you have a genital problem.
SugarDaddy
01-11-2006, 04:03 PM
Mouth, Vagina, Colon, and Okie Dokie signal with hands is all the right holes.
Now, if you stick it in the belly button then you have a problem and you should only be aiming at the nose if you're doing the Money shot.
You a bad motherfucker (with a small penis) if you stick it in the girl's pee hole. Now that's the only wrong hole that I know of.
:roflmao: :roflmao: :thumb:
Dave C
01-11-2006, 04:05 PM
what about girls who are noobs at oral :eh:
those are the best because you get to teach them the way you want it.. yep I had a girl that never sucked a dick.. she is a fuckin pro now =) I need to get that shirt from tshirt hell that says "I tought your girlfriend that trick you like".
_allstar
01-11-2006, 04:06 PM
:rofl:
D=F20C1
01-11-2006, 04:06 PM
http://tinypic.com/k2h79h.jpg
:roflmao:
Tito Escobar
01-11-2006, 04:09 PM
What idiot would not be able to find the vagina???
_allstar
01-11-2006, 04:13 PM
THREAD SAVE!
http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/reyestabber.jpg
...
http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/rgirl.jpg
trill
01-11-2006, 04:14 PM
wasnt all that
S.T.F.U.
01-11-2006, 04:28 PM
Nope, you killed it even more!
northsideracing
01-11-2006, 04:30 PM
i cant believe you asked that question on here..i would keep on stickin it
edobear
01-11-2006, 04:45 PM
Practice makes perfect:thumb:
EET FUK
01-11-2006, 04:52 PM
theres no such thing as "the wrong hole"
RaCinStylez
01-11-2006, 04:53 PM
there is no wrong hole.
/thread
ProjektSol
01-11-2006, 10:08 PM
how can you not find the whole. its not a maze or anything
heyitsryan
01-11-2006, 10:10 PM
[QUOTE=crunK]I don't believe the "pee-hole" is big enough for a penis to be inserted. If yours on the other hand is able to go in there...Either your partner or you have a genital problem.[/QUOT:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
veritas
01-11-2006, 10:11 PM
THREAD SAVE!
http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/reyestabber.jpg
...
http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/rgirl.jpg
priceless
merked
01-11-2006, 10:17 PM
how can you not find the whole. its not a maze or anything
HOW DO YOU MISSPELL "HOLE"?!?!?
HOW DO YOU MISSPELL "HOLE"?!?!?
I dunno, but he fucked up his name too.
I usually think I am in, but since it is so small, I could be humping her inner thigh...
edobear
01-11-2006, 11:06 PM
Is it ok to place your penis inside a boil that's busted?
Hey, it's fresh surface nobody but you can walk on.
accordvtec
01-11-2006, 11:22 PM
there is no wrong hole.:thumb:
alreadyknow
01-12-2006, 02:24 AM
oh my virgin ears..!
SAR05
01-12-2006, 09:08 AM
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
better hope she doesnt laugh to hard and fart and blow air in your piece!
I dont think she would be laughing if you 'accedently' put it in the wrong hole.
eSArGhTee4
01-12-2006, 09:26 AM
Oops, sorry babe, wrong hole. :hsugh:
S54_M
01-12-2006, 10:46 AM
there is no wrong hole.
LOL
what about girls who are noobs at oral :eh:
OMG....FTL!!!
HondaGirl23
01-12-2006, 10:52 AM
:roflmao: wrong hole?.. that's hilarious
mofoD
01-12-2006, 11:49 AM
butt = 100 points
vagina = 75 points
datboi05
01-12-2006, 02:10 PM
Guys, would you be embarassed if you couldn't find a girl's vagina due to inexperience. And what would you do if you stuck it up the wrong hole? Would you apologize or try to play it off?
honestly, my first time, i really didnt know where to find it, she had to guide me to it! lol
but no shame tho, since there's a first time to everything rite.
edobear
01-12-2006, 07:21 PM
^:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
That's sad because I knew exactly where to go.
_BooBoo_
01-12-2006, 07:23 PM
butt = 100 points
vagina = 75 points
wrd im in it to win!
edobear
01-12-2006, 07:53 PM
How much for a backfire?
Like I leave a load in one hole but minutes later it's oozing right back out?
H22Si
01-12-2006, 10:37 PM
there is no wrong hole.WE have a WINNER:bowdown:
shooitzlinh
01-12-2006, 10:49 PM
probaly cause its extra hairy lol
rx8ah
01-12-2006, 11:51 PM
How much for a backfire?
Like I leave a load in one hole but minutes later it's oozing right back out?
300pts. u got a firehose on ur hands
king_of_HTX
01-13-2006, 02:02 AM
This thread is funny as fuck :rofl:
kthxbai
01-13-2006, 01:14 PM
is it a pussy or a rubix cube?!
now days kinds grow up so quick, by the time its their first time they have already know whats going on.
edobear
01-13-2006, 01:40 PM
300pts. u got a firehose on ur hands
Well, I guess I'm a G-man because it's happened more than three times:thumb:
PornItos
01-13-2006, 07:33 PM
http://tinypic.com/k2h79h.jpg
:roflmao: :roflmao: super troopers rocks :rock:
lIl CiViC lIl
01-14-2006, 09:32 AM
there is no wrong hole.
:roflmao:
EckoUltd87
01-14-2006, 10:13 AM
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: @ this Thread
Abdul
01-14-2006, 08:05 PM
Butt=wrong hole
Pussy=right hole
I know people out there have stuck it in the wrong hole before. Now's your chance to come clean.
one is super wet and sometimes pretty fat/juicy, one is tight and dry.. just go with instincts.. you dont have to be a damn rocket scientist to smash... but if you pick the latter make sure you got lube or enough spit to keep you both satisfied :thumb:
FbodTrek
01-14-2006, 09:49 PM
You have to have a really small dick or a large ass hole to stick it in the wrong hole.
haha, werd.
yanin_flo
01-14-2006, 10:01 PM
nope, just say "put it were you want it"
94ExCoupe
01-14-2006, 10:50 PM
there is no wrong hole.
"yes by now hes probably removed the eye balls and is making love to the empty sockets as we speak"
/grave keeper from south park lol
ngogsr
01-14-2006, 10:58 PM
You have to have a really small dick or a large ass hole to stick it in the wrong hole.
:roflmao:
VashThaStampede
01-14-2006, 11:02 PM
its between her legs... would you like a map?
Go to prison they can teach anything in there from what i heard:kissmyass
:Goofy:
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