crazy stalker bitch won't leave me alone!

[jhonda04]

so i have this story about a stalker of mine that adam-gsr deemed worthy to share with h-i (cliffsnotes at end):

OK so it all begins in the summer of 2004. my friends and i were walking into the cy-fair library to kill some time before a car meet began. i notice this girl and she looked at me but i didn't think anything of it. she comes into my work a few days later and says she remembers me and gives her number to a co-worker who gives it to me. we started talking and hung out a few times but i soon realized that i had NOTHING in common with this girl! so in a jerkish sort of manner i basically stopped talking to her...

until about last may (about a year later) when she all of a sudden talked to me on AIM again. for some stupid reason i started talking to her and we hung out like another couple times, but i remembered why i stopped talking to her in the first place and again ignored her.

ok that's the basic setup for the story. since i stopped talking to her last summer i have started dating this other girl who i like A LOT and have a lot in common with. she has to know this since i know she frequents my myspace and blogs very often.

so she's still attempting to talk to me. she leaves me comments on myspace which i have to erase since they're always along the lines of "hey sweetie i wish you'd come over" and shit like that.

i was watching a movie last night when she called me at like 12:15 AM, of course i didn't answer but she left me a voice message. i think she might've really been hurt by the fact that i didn't answer since she put this up as her away message:
WOW...why can't a good guy like me what is so wrong with me that every guy i like ends up not wanting me? and every guy i don't want won't leave me alone? What IS WRONG with ME??? :roflmao:

on a hilarious side note: she went on a vacation to california about a year ago and gave me a honda license plate that looked something like this one as a present:
http://license-plate-world.com/AUTO_HONDA-LOGO_BLBK.jpg
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

oh and incase any of yall are wondering, here's a pic of her from her myspace:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/jhonda04/stalkerbitch.jpg


cliffnotes: i meet this girl but realize i have nothing in common with her so i ignore her. for some reason i start talking to her again a year later but again ignore her. she keeps trying to talk to me even though she has to know i have a gf. crazy bitch bought me a honda license plate from california. :)

[axio]

link to her myspace & details on her vagina will make this thread better

[-=E36=-]

guns ruin stalkers lives!

[jhonda04]

link to her myspace & details on her vagina will make this thread better

lol yay to the first one nay on the second one(:ugh:)
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=6117389

[JohnAkaB]

hit and leave it

[jhonda04]

hit and leave it

i KNEW somebody was going to say that sooner or later :roflmao:

[axio]

oh shit, the plot thickens

http://myspace-059.vo.llnwd.net/00243/95/05/243365059_l.jpg

She is friends with Ugly Model from Formula Drift.

[jhonda04]

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

that's like her best friend! they get drunk together or something


LOL i bet a lot of people on here will recognize that girl from car shows :hsugh:

[RAWR]

I think you need to tell her the truth one last time instead of ignoring her calls. Then she'll go away.

[infamous_ikon]

I think you need to tell her the truth one last time instead of ignoring her calls. Then she'll go away.


tru that

[_allstar]

u know what u gotta do











http://www.uploaderx.net/pics/lohanpiss.gif

[H-towngurl]

don't ignore her. just let her know that you want her to leave you alone. You may also want to tell your gf about this, so that it isn't taken the wrong way.... And yeah she looks crazy.

[SpaceCityGroove]

wow bro shes a butter face.. i say u hit that tho.. lol

[jhonda04]

yeah maybe just ignoring her isn't exactly the best thing to do... even though it should be obvious to her that i'm not interested in talking to her anymore. you think she'd get the point and move on.

and by the way i'm not gonna "hit" her, never did and never would! :ugh2:

my gf knows about her and thinks its hilarious.

[southside713]

you know you want it..She juicyyy...

[Black J32a]

please tell me u were drunk/high or on some kind of substance everytime u talked/saw her. :(

[Shortstack]

You should set your preferences on myspace to have all comments approved. Delete her from your list and tell her str8 up that you're not interested. People can be selective about the hints they want to take.

[adam gs-r]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/jhonda04/stalkerbitch.jpg

http://x10.putfile.com/10/29115053159.gif

What a funny ass pic! THICK IN ALL THA RIGHT PLACES?

[adam gs-r]

hit and leave it

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

I told Jeff on AIM before he posted this "Some dipshit is going to post 'hit it and quit it'"

You're the winner! :)

[Page]

dear LORD she does NOT have the body for a bikini :barf:

[rx8ah]

shes a 'fuck with the lights off' kinda girl:ninja:

[accordvtec]

just kick her ass...

[slowsleeper]

:barf: MY EYES!!!!

[jhonda04]

dear LORD she does NOT have the body for a bikini :barf:

I KNOW!!! :roflmao:

[XAoPillz]

:rofl: :rofl: damn at least when i had a stalker she was cute...but that still didnt change the fact that she was fuckn pyscho!

when i had this girl stalking me, she stalked me for 1 1/2 years, then finally after telling her i wanted to leave me alone and blah blah blah, i finally just went blatently out of my way to make her life a living hell, that was the only way i could get rid of her.

[H-towngurl]

wow bro shes a butter face.. i say u hit that tho.. lol
^^^
its butter head, as in everything but her head looks good.

[mofoD]

ew

[RaCinStylez]

ohh man....:gonk:

[PornItos]

thats nasty

[Black J32a]

dear LORD she does NOT have the body for a bikini :barf:
dear LORD she does NOT have the face for takin pix. :barf:

[H-towngurl]

dear LORD she does NOT have the face for takin pix. :barf:
^^^
LMAO :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[ProjektSol]

gross!!

[H-towngurl]

trully she's not even a butter head... cuz the bottom half isn't any better :roflmao:

[SpaceCityGroove]

^^^
its butter head, as in everything but her head looks good.
hahahhahahahahahaHAHAHAAhAHAhaH!:roflmao:

[SpaceCityGroove]

Shes a Butter EXISTENCE... lol damn, was that crossing the line???? its pretty funny. tho.. HAAHA

[jhonda04]

HAHA she'd probably slit her wrists or something if she saw all yalls comments...


but i would have to agree with most of them. :p

[H-towngurl]

HAHA she'd probably slit her wrists or something if she saw all yalls comments...


but i would have to agree with most of them. :p
well then i guess you won't be getting anymore call, or comments on your myspace page. problem solved... lol, how mean. j.k.

[tien]

holy fuck dey is ugly!

[gbp_dc2]

fuckn ugly...yuck

[Do0k1E]

Dookie thinks she looks very nasty, and her taste in bikini's is very "hickish".

[jhonda04]

she has a matching confederate flag faceplate cover for her phone :kekegay:

[Andy]

that girl is fucking busted, why would you even hang out with her?

[Black J32a]

request: pix of current girl for further bashing. :o

[jhonda04]

that girl is fucking busted, why would you even hang out with her?

looking back i honestly don't know.



request: pix of current girl for further bashing. :o

not gonna happen jackass.

[Black J32a]

not gonna happen jackass.
u'r so mean. gosh. :(

[ErIK]

she has a matching confederate flag faceplate cover for her phone :kekegay:

Im so sending this link to my friend.....:roflmao: :roflmao: we had a class with her a while ago, she is fucking busted dude......:roflmao: :roflmao:

[edobear]

She look like a possible prospect for the F.U.P.A. organization if she keeps on pressing her luck.

[jhonda04]

Im so sending this link to my friend.....:roflmao: :roflmao: we had a class with her a while ago, she is fucking busted dude......:roflmao: :roflmao:

did you go to langham creek?


...and yes i'm well aware that she's busted. on the day i "met" her she told me she kept a list of all the guys she's slept with. no joke. right there i was like WHAT THE FUCK

[TylerDurden]

Doesn't seem like a stalker at all. More of just......being a girl. Now a stalker is when you have to change your phone, living area and delete several e-mail accounts just so they can't track where you'll be on a given day.

You got a chubby confederate chick chasing you.......and its just as bad as a stalker. Fat chicks can wait and wait without having to move for food. Believe me I used to hunt them.

[tiedupfool]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y182/turbobmw325is/kkk.jpg

[jhonda04]

Doesn't seem like a stalker at all. More of just......being a girl. Now a stalker is when you have to change your phone, living area and delete several e-mail accounts just so they can't track where you'll be on a given day.

You got a chubby confederate chick chasing you.......and its just as bad as a stalker. Fat chicks can wait and wait without having to move for food. Believe me I used to hunt them.

you have no idea.

[TylerDurden]

you have no idea.
EXPLAIN! :ninja:

[ter]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y182/turbobmw325is/kkk.jpg

damn that bitch is fine.

[jhonda04]

EXPLAIN! :ninja:

haha i'll admit that it could be A LOT worse... but her behavior doesn't exactly qualify as being "normal" in my book.

case in point: once she showed up to my house an hour before i got off of work, waiting for me to get home.

[1990hatch]

UGH...

[heyitsryan]

sorry but she looks gross, i wouldnt hit that with a stick

[RAWR]

I think you're very immature. If you don't want to talk to someone, you should tell them, not ignore them. I can almost guarantee that once you tell her why you don't want to see her, she'll go away.

[the days expire]

Mother of God.

[Jamiroquai]

u know what u gotta do

http://www.uploaderx.net/pics/lohanpiss.gif
Dude wtf:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:


please tell me u were drunk/high or on some kind of substance everytime u talked/saw her. :(
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Sounds like she wants to do the no pants dance Jeff lol

[the days expire]

Dude wtf:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:



:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Sounds like she wants to do the no pants dance Jeff lol

Your fucking avatar keeps making me throw up. I'm going to get dehydrated and die.

[Jamiroquai]

Your fucking avatar keeps making me throw up. I'm going to get dehydrated and die.
http://tinypic.com/k0n3uh.jpg
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http://tinypic.com/k0n3uh.jpg
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[the days expire]

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You'll rue the day Trebeck.

[Shortstack]

yall are hillarious:roflmao:

[Jamiroquai]

You'll rue the day Trebeck.
If you look closely at the pic you will notice that one of her fake nails popped off.

[jhonda04]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y182/turbobmw325is/kkk.jpg

LOL

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[Black J32a]

http://tinypic.com/k0n3uh.jpg


mMm. fried chicken.
got any watermelon tattoos while u'r at it?

[the days expire]

If you look closely at the pic you will notice that one of her fake nails popped off.

BLACK tipped nails at that.

This girl screams "double wide."

[Black J32a]

BLACK tipped nails at that.

This girl screams "double wide."
oooh...does that tattoo belong to the stalker person lady?
ew. :(

[2003 Corolla S]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y182/turbobmw325is/kkk.jpg
someone send her this

[ErIK]

did you go to langham creek?


...and yes i'm well aware that she's busted. on the day i "met" her she told me she kept a list of all the guys she's slept with. no joke. right there i was like WHAT THE FUCK

No man, this was at Cy-Fair college.....once, there was a bunch of people at the smoking pavilion, all of the sudden I hear: "yes, he is huge, :blah: :blah: !!" it was her, talking about a dude she had fucked.......nasty bitch! every one was like :ugh: lol

[jhonda04]

No man, this was at Cy-Fair college.....once, there was a bunch of people at the smoking pavilion, all of the sudden I hear: "yes, he is huge, :blah: :blah: !!" it was her, talking about a dude she had fucked.......nasty bitch! every one was like :ugh: lol

:ugh2: doesn't surprise me one bit.

[Agent S14]

Just give her to adam, everyone comes up a winner!! I bet she wont resist his l33t PSP skills

[adam gs-r]

Just give her to adam, everyone comes up a winner!! I bet she wont resist his l33t PSP skills
:roflmao: :roflmao: NOO! Hahaha when he was telling me about her last year I really wanted to meet her for myself. This is like the third girl that's stalked Jeff in the past year, lol. Those bitches go crazy over his Honda. :kekegay:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y182/turbobmw325is/kkk.jpg

http://x10.putfile.com/10/29115053159.gif

OMG HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Right-click save as!!! HAHAHAHAH!

[adam gs-r]

No man, this was at Cy-Fair college.....once, there was a bunch of people at the smoking pavilion, all of the sudden I hear: "yes, he is huge, :blah: :blah: !!" it was her, talking about a dude she had fucked.......nasty bitch! every one was like :ugh: lol
:roflmao:

Dude I told you Jeff, this thread would be golden. I've gotten more than enough laughs... Hahahahaha!

[mofoD]

:roflmao:

Dude I told you Jeff, this thread would be golden. I've gotten more than enough laughs... Hahahahaha!

:-/

[Limeade]

1. That bitch is busted, looks like she caught on fire and they had to beat her out with empty paint cans.

2. This is not a case of CRAZY#($#(*$ stalking, you have no idea what that is.

3. You fucked yourself by dragging her along.

[edobear]

http://tinypic.com/k0n3uh.jpg
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Is that her front or back?

[lspoweredteg]

:roflmao: :roflmao: redneck tankDid you see the size of her RED-NECK TANK ?!?!?!?!

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=6117389&imageID=160699892&Mytoken=EAA7AEDD-AE46-DB9A-4DC5EDC468E6549547949222

[FallenAngel]

i recognize her from school:eek3: ........

[SiR_acCord]

thats a huge bitch:D :roflmao:

[lspoweredteg]

if i was bored id bang

[accordvtec]

stab her

[hyperenergy]

your in some shit she can shoot pretty good and she has a gun with a scope on the other hand is bubba the truck and she has animals as family shes kinda of hillbillyish

[EL Dudearino]

run forest run!!!!