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prolif1k
01-05-2006, 10:22 AM
sometimes when we are doing it, she wants a thrid person. i was kidding with her the other day and she said she didnt want a girl but a guy.


i found out about the friend she was talking about and now im thinking if i should listen to her. sometimes, i feel like i wouldnt care and it will be just like in the pornos.


one from the front and the other from the back...


anyone else have the urge to do this? does this make me :gay: if i do it? just wondering.

GUN_METL_DEAY
01-05-2006, 10:25 AM
shes a freaky lady.........stick ur d@%# in her ear..hahahah

Prissy
01-05-2006, 10:25 AM
Your gf is a freak. J/K.

Um I don't think it makes your gay for wanting to fulfill your gf's fantasies, but it does make you wonder about your gf, doesn't it? I don't know any girls who want to have more than one partner at a time. Most are happy with their significant other only.

tnn
01-05-2006, 10:26 AM
:gonk:

al
01-05-2006, 10:27 AM
Your girl wants a 2nd guy to do her? If this is a serious thread, my answer would be an automatic no.

SAR05
01-05-2006, 10:29 AM
Your gf is a freak. J/K.

Um I don't think it makes your gay for wanting to fulfill your gf's fantasies, but it does make you wonder about your gf, doesn't it? I don't know any girls who want to have more than one partner at a time. Most are happy with their significant other only.
I dont see anything wrong with it. As long as the two of you understand the coinsequences of what COULD happen. Both of you need to understand it shouldn't be a feelings thing, just a "try something new" thing. If you both truly love each other, then there will be no problems. For some couples it strengthens the realtionship, for others it ruins it.

No your only gay if you touch his thigh....and like it ;)

prolif1k
01-05-2006, 10:29 AM
I really like her a lot but i also want her to be happy, im really confused right now. I just dotn want her to leave me because i know she can get any guy she wants, one time she wanted to fuk me with a dildo while we were at HIGH TIMES, cuz the strap on was on sale. 17.88, but i said HELL NO.Man, i would have never thought this would happen.

4doorjdmwhore
01-05-2006, 10:29 AM
Your girl wants a 2nd guy to do her? If this is a serious thread, my answer would be an automatic no.

fkn wrd. You will regret it later.

Prissy
01-05-2006, 10:31 AM
Do what makes you happy. It's not always about her. Don't do anything that you don't want to or isn't happy doing. Any girl that cares about you should understand your concerns or why you wouldn't want to do certain things. If not, tell her to choke on a dick and die.

phast
01-05-2006, 10:33 AM
I really like her a lot but i also want her to be happy, im really confused right now. I just dotn want her to leave me because i know she can get any guy she wants, one time she wanted to fuk me with a dildo while we were at HIGH TIMES, cuz the strap on was on sale. 17.88, but i said HELL NO.Man, i would have never thought this would happen.
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::rofl mao:

SAR05
01-05-2006, 10:36 AM
why'd he get banned???

XAoPillz
01-05-2006, 10:56 AM
why'd he get banned???

for talking shit in Patios thread! :roflmao: :roflmao:

al
01-05-2006, 10:57 AM
why'd he get banned???

the chick who wanted to fuck him with a strap-on dildo is a moderator

SAR05
01-05-2006, 11:09 AM
the chick who wanted to fuck him with a strap-on dildo is a moderator
:roflmao: you never fail

mofoD
01-05-2006, 11:14 AM
BALL TO BALL RUBBING ACTION! EWW or is it EWW?

kevin79925
01-05-2006, 11:16 AM
nice.

-=E36=-
01-05-2006, 11:22 AM
man thats fucking weak, what a pussy ass bitch.

SiLLyBiLLy
01-05-2006, 11:42 AM
sometimes when we are doing it, she wants a thrid person. i was kidding with her the other day and she said she didnt want a girl but a guy.


i found out about the friend she was talking about and now im thinking if i should listen to her. sometimes, i feel like i wouldnt care and it will be just like in the pornos.


one from the front and the other from the back...


anyone else have the urge to do this? does this make me :gay: if i do it? just wondering.


maybe she thinks your piece is too small and she needs something bigger :thumb: :hsugh:

JesseCrx
01-05-2006, 12:56 PM
Girls have wild fantasies just like guys do. There isn't a guy in here that wouldn't mind havig 2 hot women all for himself in bed. But of course this isn't a perfect world and men in general just can't stand the thought of participating in a MFM threesome. Either it's too gay, the girls a slut, she wants to cheat, your shit aint big enough, the girl's a closet freak...blah blah blah...

Oh but its coo for the fellas to fantasize about this. Hell most of us tell the truth to our women and flat out tell them that YES WE WOULD LIKE TO BANG 2 CHICKS AT THE SAME TIME:roflmao: and sometimes we get lucky. Sometimes they laugh at us and sometimes it blows up in our faces.

The way I see it is what's good for the goose is good for the gander. Just be certain that this is what you and your girl want. Anytime you bring a 3rd party into the mix it can be great or it can be lethal for your relationship. It all depends on how secure you are with one another. You have to keep this kinda sexual activity as pure spice. Who knows, maybe after it happens she'll be like "it wasn't all that great." Also take caution with all the STD's and STI's you can catch. Nowadays it's not too uncommon to ask for a physical examination and a doctors approval before jumping in the bed with someone. And ignore all that shit about it making you gay. There are guys in here that wear tights and prance around on a field and take hot group showers together....

You may be better off keeping it as fantasy. That's what's so great about fantasies and role playing. They are safe. You get really close to crossing that taboo line but come back to safe reality after it's all done. You'd be surprised how quickly you come to your senses after having an orgasm. Everything before and during sex is awesome because it's like you can be whoever or whatever you want. After the orgasm you are like "Whew....Babe, I was just kidding about wanting a reverse gangbang with midget women" :roflmao:

baodownbia
01-05-2006, 01:01 PM
holy shit u got a freak on ur hands..make her do shit u wanna do..say fuck no to another guy joining..and hell the fuck no to putting any time of shit in ur ass.

kevin79925
01-05-2006, 01:05 PM
piitb

tnn
01-05-2006, 01:05 PM
sometimes when we are doing it, she wants a thrid person. i was kidding with her the other day and she said she didnt want a girl but a guy.


i found out about the friend she was talking about and now im thinking if i should listen to her. sometimes, i feel like i wouldnt care and it will be just like in the pornos.


one from the front and the other from the back...


anyone else have the urge to do this? does this make me :gay: if i do it? just wondering.


She might be already sleeping with him now. :idea:

rockostedy
01-05-2006, 01:10 PM
post pics i mite be down to tag team lol

SugarDaddy
01-05-2006, 01:12 PM
I dont see anything wrong with it. As long as the two of you understand the coinsequences of what COULD happen. Both of you need to understand it shouldn't be a feelings thing, just a "try something new" thing. If you both truly love each other, then there will be no problems. For some couples it strengthens the realtionship, for others it ruins it.

No your only gay if you touch his thigh....and like it ;)

:wrd:

memoryleak
01-05-2006, 01:31 PM
You got yourself a swinger. Gross hehe

Dave C
01-05-2006, 02:58 PM
I really like her a lot but i also want her to be happy, im really confused right now. I just dotn want her to leave me because i know she can get any guy she wants, one time she wanted to fuk me with a dildo while we were at HIGH TIMES, cuz the strap on was on sale. 17.88, but i said HELL NO.Man, i would have never thought this would happen.

man you got a girl that is open to everything.. try to satisfy her needs but i dunno.. I was with a girl that was down for having another girl or guy join.. we just never went ahead and found someone else.. at one point after we weren't dating I got another guy that agreed to having us both fuck her brains out but I backed out lol.. I guess I'm not that kind of guy to do some shit like that.. to each his own but be sure you understand that she might want this all the time and it could only be a start to her whoring around and shit.. wear protection too mang.

PornItos
01-05-2006, 02:59 PM
i would day no.

nguyen925
01-05-2006, 03:43 PM
man...never thought your girl was that outgoing..

Tabasco
01-05-2006, 04:10 PM
man thats fuked up, but at least yo girl freaky i would butt sex her all night

ChilinazaVillin
01-05-2006, 04:47 PM
ask her if you can add another chick in there if she would feel comftrable with that.

slowsleeper
01-05-2006, 05:25 PM
Pick Me!:rock:

ashums
01-05-2006, 06:00 PM
i think this thread is bs..i know prolifik personally and his girlfriend...he tells me he left himself signed in at the tec center he goes to every morning and someone just probably posted this cause he was a bored ass loser...moderators if you see this you should unban prolifik ...it's not fair that he should get banned for something he didnt do...and yeah he is stupid for not signing out but we all make mistakes...im a really close friend of his...and you should consider it...and...if you dont believe me that's you..why would i be lying about being a close friend and standing up for a stranger?..

MachOne
01-05-2006, 06:05 PM
i think this thread is bs..i know prolifik personally and his girlfriend...he tells me he left himself signed in at the tec center he goes to every morning and someone just probably posted this cause he was a bored ass loser...moderators if you see this you should unban prolifik ...it's not fair that he should get banned for something he didnt do...and yeah he is stupid for not signing out but we all make mistakes...im a really close friend of his...and you should consider it...and...if you dont believe me that's you..why would i be lying about being a close friend and standing up for a stranger?..

yes i know prolifik also.. he did leave himself signed in at the teccenter.

eN_2_Oh
01-05-2006, 06:46 PM
say no to that

my moto: my dick is the only dick starring in my sexx life, no co-starring dicks
/quote dave chappelle

i think shes tryin to say you are not good enough to fulfill her burning desire???

Tabasco
01-05-2006, 06:52 PM
say no to that

my moto: my dick is the only dick starring in my sexx life, no co-starring dicks
/quote dave chappelle

i think shes tryin to say you are not good enough to fulfill her burning desire???


wrd man, get like one of those penis enlarger pumps like on austin powers

JesseCrx
01-05-2006, 08:30 PM
tun tun tunnnnn!!!! the plot thickens(no pun intended):lol:

s14jimmyI
01-05-2006, 11:43 PM
man, i would say yes to your girl cuz u want her to be happy. just try it. instead of jizzing on your girl, jizz on the guy by accident. cuz that wat ur girl really want. AHAHAHAH

JLTN713
01-06-2006, 12:08 AM
holy fuk man i hope im not readin this shit right, you girl friend wants a double dose and talking about dildos. girls these days

lube'd
01-06-2006, 02:49 AM
This shit cant be serious.

rockostedy
01-06-2006, 09:18 AM
holla...

prolif1k
01-06-2006, 10:49 AM
cant believe i was banned, stayed up all night thinking about this

any serious replys???

JeffTSi924
01-06-2006, 11:21 AM
tell her to do a threesome with another girl first before you consider

Urban Communications
01-06-2006, 03:03 PM
I would have said no

s14jimmyI
01-06-2006, 04:00 PM
tell her to do a threesome with another girl first before you consider


werd. see if she likes that shit, haha

al
01-06-2006, 07:42 PM
if you have the threesome with another chick, you'd be obligated to do it with the other guy afterwards or else she'll throw it in your face. Then you're gonna have to deal with having another dude's penis in her mouth and vagina, and possibly accidentally touching the dude's scrotum!

crunK
01-06-2006, 08:03 PM
No offense, but if my gf told me that. I would tell her she mind as well get to the fucking corner and make my money. This is not normal.

SprayedAccord
01-06-2006, 11:30 PM
I really like her a lot but i also want her to be happy, im really confused right now. I just dotn want her to leave me because i know she can get any guy she wants, one time she wanted to fuk me with a dildo while we were at HIGH TIMES, cuz the strap on was on sale. 17.88, but i said HELL NO.Man, i would have never thought this would happen.
hahahaha ahahhahaa :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

adam gs-r
01-06-2006, 11:39 PM
I really like her a lot but i also want her to be happy, im really confused right now. I just dotn want her to leave me because i know she can get any guy she wants, one time she wanted to fuk me with a dildo while we were at HIGH TIMES, cuz the strap on was on sale. 17.88, but i said HELL NO.Man, i would have never thought this would happen.
WHAT? Hahahaha!

bLk WiDoW guRL
01-07-2006, 12:39 AM
so you are just settling because u think she is the best you can do & she can have anyone she wants??? Thats not right....what about what YOU want....if you SERIOUSLY dont feel comfortable doing this, then DONT.
And you being scared about her leaving, if she is a keeper....she wouldnt leave ya if ya say no. :) And if she DOES trip, then she isnt someone you would want in the long run anyways.

kevin79925
01-07-2006, 12:54 PM
:stan: I hereby volunteer to be the 3rd party in your gf fantasy.... ill bring condoms! :rock: :orgy:

ashley
01-07-2006, 04:52 PM
i think this thread is bs..i know prolifik personally and his girlfriend...he tells me he left himself signed in at the tec center he goes to every morning and someone just probably posted this cause he was a bored ass loser...moderators if you see this you should unban prolifik ...it's not fair that he should get banned for something he didnt do...and yeah he is stupid for not signing out but we all make mistakes...im a really close friend of his...and you should consider it...and...if you dont believe me that's you..why would i be lying about being a close friend and standing up for a stranger?..

didnt anybody read this?.....:-/

bigjohn
01-07-2006, 04:55 PM
lol, ur grl go to kempner? thats fuked up sht mayne

AmginE
01-07-2006, 04:55 PM
if she wants two guys you have to do dp on her.

slowsleeper
01-07-2006, 04:56 PM
Isnt your girl like 16 or 17? If she is this freaky now, you better hang on for dear life if you want to keep her cause she is just going to get freakier! Wish i had a girl like that when I was that age. You should be counting your blessings rather than holding your head going, "what should I do???"

JDM90SiR
01-07-2006, 08:25 PM
Fuck that what if your balls touch............ HELLS NO!!!!!!

ashley
01-07-2006, 09:14 PM
dudes...IM his girlfriend...and im CERTAINLY not that freaky...this thread was not made by my boyfriend, an asshole at his job posted this because he has no f*cking life, because my boyfriend stupidly left himself signed in HI on a computer at his job..gg babe ...so guys stop freaking giving this fake thread advice...i would never be or ever want to be in a threesome with another guy..two guys naked in the same room freaks me out by itself...and no i dont want to f*ck him with a strap on dildo...wtf sick girl would do that sh!t?...honestly do i look like i would do that kinda sh!t?! man thinking about it makes me wanna throw up. :barf: if you guys dont believe me...well..i really wouldnt give a damm but it just bugs me that you guys actually believed this made up crap ...

prolif1k
01-07-2006, 09:57 PM
yeah, thanks to the supermod i have my account back under my control. i didnt post any of this bullshiet, lol, although i must admit its pretty funny. anyways, my girlfriend isnt that freaky....good night.

i dont type with those many spelling errors, and all of the e-thug lingo.

bigjohn
01-08-2006, 11:08 AM
yeah, thanks to the supermod i have my account back under my control. i didnt post any of this bullshiet, lol, although i must admit its pretty funny. anyways, my girlfriend ISNT THAT FREAKY....good night.

i dont type with those many spelling errors, and all of the e-thug lingo.


hey, i am glad everything worked out for you. i knew if u just talked to ur girlfrn abuot how u really felt, she would change.

ashley
01-08-2006, 04:22 PM
hey, i am glad everything worked out for you. i knew if u just talked to ur girlfrn abuot how u really felt, she would change.


you are retarded.

mofoD
01-08-2006, 05:25 PM
it just bugs me that you guys actually believed this made up crap ...

ummm probably because not alot of people know yall to assume this is made up crap.

there are girls out there who i like to be reamed in 2-3 holes at once.

Stiggz
01-08-2006, 06:11 PM
www.fuckmywife.com

hardknockz
01-08-2006, 06:37 PM
I really like her a lot but i also want her to be happy, im really confused right now. I just dotn want her to leave me because i know she can get any guy she wants, one time she wanted to fuk me with a dildo while we were at HIGH TIMES, cuz the strap on was on sale. 17.88, but i said HELL NO.Man, i would have never thought this would happen.










heheh!!

ashley
01-08-2006, 06:47 PM
ummm probably because not alot of people know yall to assume this is made up crap.

there are girls out there who i like to be reamed in 2-3 holes at once.

well the fact that the guy who hacked my bf also posted stuff about wanting to buy USED vibrators and dildos ...i dont think anyone would post that unless it was on purpose to get attention ;T...but yeah you're right there are girls out there who liked to be rammed in 2-3 holes at once....um im just wondering what the third hole would be o_O;;;

mofoD
01-08-2006, 06:50 PM
well the fact that the guy who hacked my bf also posted stuff about wanting to buy USED vibrators and dildos ...i dont think anyone would post that unless it was on purpose to get attention ;T...but yeah you're right there are girls out there who liked to be rammed in 2-3 holes at once....um im just wondering what the third hole would be o_O;;;

1st hole is the mouth where the penis can be inserted...aka oral aka suck on dis shit.

2nd hole is the vaginal canal where the penis can also be inserted aka hittin that shit.

3rd hole is obviously the anus where the penis can be inserted...but at your own discretion aka ass fuckin her shit.

ashley
01-08-2006, 06:53 PM
1st hole is the mouth where the penis can be inserted...aka oral aka suck on dis shit.

2nd hole is the vaginal canal where the penis can also be inserted aka hittin that shit.

3rd hole is obviously the anus where the penis can be inserted...but at your own discretion aka ass fuckin her shit.

sex education 101 everyone ..thanks for the lesson dude.

slowsleeper
01-08-2006, 06:54 PM
1st hole is the mouth where the penis can be inserted...aka oral aka suck on dis shit.

2nd hole is the vaginal canal where the penis can also be inserted aka hittin that shit.

3rd hole is obviously the anus where the penis can be inserted...but at your own discretion aka ass fuckin her shit.
Now that she knows what the third hole is....you think she'll use it?!:rock: :D

edobear
01-08-2006, 06:54 PM
Anal, Vagina, Mouth, and the Okie Dokie signs with your hands make for five guys unless you want to freestyle and give a foot massage also.

ashley
01-08-2006, 06:55 PM
Now that she knows what the third hole is....you think she'll use it?!:rock: :D

hah...we wont be using all three holes all at once ...;;; but separately...is a different situation entirely :] :rock:

mofoD
01-08-2006, 06:57 PM
you are quite welcome. id suggest you only use 1 hole at a time with 1 partner...this excludes adding another female where 2 females is better than 1. if more than 1 hole is used by multiple people, beware of future name callings like whore, bitch who got tagteamed, choo choo slut, and other deragatory terms used by men who call women names because they are jealous they didnt get into any train action.

slowsleeper
01-08-2006, 07:01 PM
hah...we wont be using all three holes all at once ...;;; but separately...is a different situation entirely :] :rock:
ha, I knew there was some truth to this thread...girl is FrEakY!!:D damn BFs lucky:o

ashley
01-08-2006, 07:10 PM
you are quite welcome. id suggest you only use 1 hole at a time with 1 partner...this excludes adding another female where 2 females is better than 1. if more than 1 hole is used by multiple people, beware of future name callings like whore, bitch who got tagteamed, choo choo slut, and other deragatory terms used by men who call women names because they are jealous they didnt get into any train action.

thanks for the warning but ...i dont like sharing my boyfriend and he and i are the jealous types :] ..im sure i wont be called any of those names, because i love him very much and would never endanger our relationship with adding another person into our sex life as possible emotional attatchment