Ackward Moments version DIIRTY

[Retali8]

What are some of your ackward moments?

The one I remember the most was when I rode with a co-worker for the first time to go eat lunch. I guess he trusted me enough to let me know about a problem he was facing.

He starts off by saying
Him: "Dood..I have a bad problem."
Me: "What do you mean? Are you sick?"
Him: "No nothing like that....well...when I get excited and I am with a girl...I have a tendency to release a lot."
Me: "Release a lot of what?"
Him: "You know...cum"
Me: <silence> I had to let what he just said register.
Him: "I kind of thought I released a lot...but then the girls I slept with would begin to tell me."
Me: "What the"
Him: "I am actually kind of scared"
Me: "Me too"

This guy is like the last person I would have expected to bust out with something like this. You talk about being ackward. After that you could hear crickets.

[R32Faisal]

it's funny when it's the last person you expect.. haha..

[phast]

wtf is ackward?

you mean awkward?

[DA_LsVtAk]

hmmmmmm, whats alot? lol

[JDM90SiR]

I dont even know what to post about that?

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[SWeeTeST*X*TaSY]

Pics please !!!!!!!!!.......j/k lol ..................(crickets here)

[baodownbia]

thats fuckin hilarious..

[jhonda04]

lame.

[XAoPillz]

HAHAHAHA

[HondaGirl23]

weird

[al]

a lot, as in Peter North a lot?

[adam gs-r]

Him: "I am actually kind of scared"
Me: "Me too"


:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[edobear]

When I was a little knid I walked in on my mom having sex.....numerous times

:bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling:

[adam gs-r]

dude LOL hahaha

[CarConnection]

so tell him to move to cali and make his gravey money as the money shot stand in in porn... they pay out the ass for guys with fire hoses.

[khanhdom]

wrd might as well get paid for the fire hose and fucking hoes

[ProjektSol]

i would be scared too..

[eN_2_Oh]

...........creepy..........

[Retali8]

wtf is ackward?

you mean awkward?ackward is like awkward but it is more G. You wouldn't understand. It is like pwn.

it could have been worst I guess...but this was so unsuspected...and we were in a little tacoma truck all squashed in there when he decides to share this moment...wasn't like I could just jump out.

[Dorian]

See : http://www.houston-imports.com/forums/showthread.php?t=255298

and I'm writing another one in a minute...

[CarConnection]

ahh yes, but then theres the moments, where the sex is so bad, that your completely disinterested... no position, no moan, no addition of a another girl could possibly save, how bad this sex is with this girl...

what do you do then? tell her shes the apitomy of bad sex? or just keep shagging like your a porn star with ultra-duration?

i voted option c: FAKE MALE ORGASM!

lol when she asked why i was still hard so long after, i told her it just happens sometimes, she asked if she should hop back on... i kindly passed on that ass.

[DC]

ahh yes, but then theres the moments, where the sex is so bad, that your completely disinterested... no position, no moan, no addition of a another girl could possibly save, how bad this sex is with this girl...

what do you do then? tell her shes the apitomy of bad sex? or just keep shagging like your a porn star with ultra-duration?

i voted option c: FAKE MALE ORGASM!

lol when she asked why i was still hard so long after, i told her it just happens sometimes, she asked if she should hop back on... i kindly passed on that ass.
Was it too loose?:gonk:

[Dorian]

Ok onto awkward moment number 2.

Last year was the first time I had a quief in my face. I was with a girl that liked to do 69 a lot. The more I would eat the more she would get into it so, naturally, I enjoyed it more. Well one time we were into it and I couldn’t handle the amount of pleasure that I was getting but she didn’t want me to stop licking. So I did what every other guy would do and started to finger bang her. Well when in the doggy position, for the most part, air gets trapped up in there. In the 69 position she is in the same position and using your fingers will get air trapped up there as well. So I use my fingers pretty vigorously and she finishes me off. I exit my fingers and she begins to get up. Well as she gets up two of the loudest quief’s I’ve ever heard escape her vagina and into my face. The smell wouldn’t escape me. I push her off fast but it lingered in my face. I tried to hold my breath but by that time I had to breathe in and either I would taste the quief or smell it. I opted for smelling it. I gagged and almost threw up. She asked me if everything was alright. I said yea and just laid there naked in shock. Like did she not know she just laid down a pussy fart in my face? Talk about awkward. I didn’t know what to do. I took a long shower and tried to make it leave my mind.

Unfortunately it still hasn’t left my mind.

[CarConnection]

Was it too loose?:gonk:

combo of that and she bottomed out too easy... so the amount of depth i got sucked.

[RaCinStylez]

:roflmao: :roflmao:

[eN_2_Oh]

Ok onto awkward moment number 2.

Last year was the first time I had a quief in my face. I was with a girl that liked to do 69 a lot. The more I would eat the more she would get into it so, naturally, I enjoyed it more. Well one time we were into it and I couldn’t handle the amount of pleasure that I was getting but she didn’t want me to stop licking. So I did what every other guy would do and started to finger bang her. Well when in the doggy position, for the most part, air gets trapped up in there. In the 69 position she is in the same position and using your fingers will get air trapped up there as well. So I use my fingers pretty vigorously and she finishes me off. I exit my fingers and she begins to get up. Well as she gets up two of the loudest quief’s I’ve ever heard escape her vagina and into my face. The smell wouldn’t escape me. I push her off fast but it lingered in my face. I tried to hold my breath but by that time I had to breathe in and either I would taste the quief or smell it. I opted for smelling it. I gagged and almost threw up. She asked me if everything was alright. I said yea and just laid there naked in shock. Like did she not know she just laid down a pussy fart in my face? Talk about awkward. I didn’t know what to do. I took a long shower and tried to make it leave my mind.

Unfortunately it still hasn’t left my mind.
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: damn thats rich.........but that blows man...not literally, well yes but no at the same time

[Dorian]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: damn thats rich.........but that blows man...not literally, well yes but no at the same time
:(

[Dorian]

wtf? How are the people who posted the ONLY people who have had awkward moments.

My mom told me one the other day. She was talking to a co-worker and he just blurted out that he had a visectomy. She stood staring at him like this :stare: . He said it's because he doesn't want to have babies.

:hsugh:

[D=F20C1]

:lol:

[edobear]

Ok onto awkward moment number 2.

Last year was the first time I had a quief in my face. I was with a girl that liked to do 69 a lot. The more I would eat the more she would get into it so, naturally, I enjoyed it more. Well one time we were into it and I couldn’t handle the amount of pleasure that I was getting but she didn’t want me to stop licking. So I did what every other guy would do and started to finger bang her. Well when in the doggy position, for the most part, air gets trapped up in there. In the 69 position she is in the same position and using your fingers will get air trapped up there as well. So I use my fingers pretty vigorously and she finishes me off. I exit my fingers and she begins to get up. Well as she gets up two of the loudest quief’s I’ve ever heard escape her vagina and into my face. The smell wouldn’t escape me. I push her off fast but it lingered in my face. I tried to hold my breath but by that time I had to breathe in and either I would taste the quief or smell it. I opted for smelling it. I gagged and almost threw up. She asked me if everything was alright. I said yea and just laid there naked in shock. Like did she not know she just laid down a pussy fart in my face? Talk about awkward. I didn’t know what to do. I took a long shower and tried to make it leave my mind.

Unfortunately it still hasn’t left my mind.


Don't feel bad, we're in the same boat as this but the one I got didn't smell and she was quick to apologize to me. My PS1 at the time helped me get my mind off the incident.

[netlrehf4i]

I guess this one's awkward...

Long time ago, I was with this girl, we were foolin around in my car, I started fingering her. Well, we had to stop cuz her dad was driving up to the house. We fix ourselves up, get out the car. He pulls up, she introduces him to me, he put out his hand for a hearty hand-shake. I looked at the hand, realized that I didn't wipe my fingers, it wasn't soaked cuz it was air-drying, but sticky, and was like, oh well, so I shook his hand. lol

[Urban Communications]

whoaaaaaaaaaaaa

[estebones]

the ex gf and i were getting busy in my bedroom, my best friend had made a trip to the states from Thailand, he is american but his dad was workign for exxon back then i think so he was living abroad...

Well, this was my first gf and we were getting to it in a hurry ALL the time lol, well we were in the couch and sooner than later my head was between her legs, things were getting good and going when i see my buddy walking up the driveway. My om had given him a set of keys for him to come and go at his will, this kat is like my brother. well i thought he would hear the moaning and humping so he wouldnt come into my room, so we just kept at it.

the suddenly we get surprised by a "holy shit!... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA" the fucker had his headphones on and was coming into my room to play ps1 since i was supposedto only pickup my gf from her school and take her home.

From that day on we never spoke of that day, the gf would not look at him square inthe eyes and everytime my other buddies brought it up we just kinda stayed :stare:

[estebones]

#2 (same girl)
GF was livign with us during the summer, ina a 2 bedroom townhome, with themoms ( i was 17 and she was 16) we camew home from a party all fucked up, and began to get into our nightly humpfest. we went allout lol and did it ALL.. it wasa small room but I had a couch in there facing away from the bed and towards theTV. so anyways we somehow fall asleep like 3 hours later.

Next morning, we wake up and have a second go at it, and then she gets up and heads into the bathroom... coming out of the bathroom she opens the door only to see my older brother asleep in the couch, supposedly he made it in sometime in the night before we got home, he didnt know the gf was staying there and my mom still thought I slept on the floor (lol yah right) the ex had this devastated look on her face and i laughed my ass of for weeks about it.

[estebones]

#4 (same GF lol )
Well the gf had a friend come down for the summer and she came and kicked it with us a few nights, one weekend my mom left to Mexico, so I go to the cornerstore and get the bum to buy me some beer lol, go back home and we start drinking with a few friends and what not, people leave and the friend stays with us.

Being a nice host, we let her sleep in my room, while the gf and i got busy in my moms room lol... we were all pretty drunk, VERY drunk.

soemtime during the night I get up to take a piss, natural when one drinks a lot... I then head back to bed and lay down, I have this thing where i constantly reach over to the titays and grab one sort of like comforting, so i did that... :stare:
me: wow this these get bigger?
her: ....zzz
me: (squeeze & play with new toy)

I then all asleep, only to be woken up by a loud "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!" I wake up to see the no0d and familiar shilouette of my then gf at the door of my bed
I freak out and im like "WTF?!"

The gf runs to the moms room and i jump out of bed and follow her to tell her it was a misunderstanding and after a few minnutes of her telling me to fuck off i convince her that nothing happened. (nothing did happen)

Needless to say we never saw her friend again while we were together, and to top things off the girl never realized what happened and the gf nor I never told her lol. but it did make fro some odd silent moments.

[SugarLCivic]

Ok onto awkward moment number 2.

Last year was the first time I had a quief in my face. I was with a girl that liked to do 69 a lot. The more I would eat the more she would get into it so, naturally, I enjoyed it more. Well one time we were into it and I couldn’t handle the amount of pleasure that I was getting but she didn’t want me to stop licking. So I did what every other guy would do and started to finger bang her. Well when in the doggy position, for the most part, air gets trapped up in there. In the 69 position she is in the same position and using your fingers will get air trapped up there as well. So I use my fingers pretty vigorously and she finishes me off. I exit my fingers and she begins to get up. Well as she gets up two of the loudest quief’s I’ve ever heard escape her vagina and into my face. The smell wouldn’t escape me. I push her off fast but it lingered in my face. I tried to hold my breath but by that time I had to breathe in and either I would taste the quief or smell it. I opted for smelling it. I gagged and almost threw up. She asked me if everything was alright. I said yea and just laid there naked in shock. Like did she not know she just laid down a pussy fart in my face? Talk about awkward. I didn’t know what to do. I took a long shower and tried to make it leave my mind.

Unfortunately it still hasn’t left my mind.
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[xxnensiexx]

#4 (same GF lol )
Well the gf had a friend come down for the summer and she came and kicked it with us a few nights, one weekend my mom left to Mexico, so I go to the cornerstore and get the bum to buy me some beer lol, go back home and we start drinking with a few friends and what not, people leave and the friend stays with us.

Being a nice host, we let her sleep in my room, while the gf and i got busy in my moms room lol... we were all pretty drunk, VERY drunk.

soemtime during the night I get up to take a piss, natural when one drinks a lot... I then head back to bed and lay down, I have this thing where i constantly reach over to the titays and grab one sort of like comforting, so i did that... :stare:
me: wow this these get bigger?
her: ....zzz
me: (squeeze & play with new toy)

I then all asleep, only to be woken up by a loud "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!" I wake up to see the no0d and familiar shilouette of my then gf at the door of my bed
I freak out and im like "WTF?!"

The gf runs to the moms room and i jump out of bed and follow her to tell her it was a misunderstanding and after a few minnutes of her telling me to fuck off i convince her that nothing happened. (nothing did happen)

Needless to say we never saw her friend again while we were together, and to top things off the girl never realized what happened and the gf nor I never told her lol. but it did make fro some odd silent moments.
hahahha... she got violated without even knowing about it.. NICE!!! =)

[edobear]

#4 (same GF lol )
Well the gf had a friend come down for the summer and she came and kicked it with us a few nights, one weekend my mom left to Mexico, so I go to the cornerstore and get the bum to buy me some beer lol, go back home and we start drinking with a few friends and what not, people leave and the friend stays with us.

Being a nice host, we let her sleep in my room, while the gf and i got busy in my moms room lol... we were all pretty drunk, VERY drunk.

soemtime during the night I get up to take a piss, natural when one drinks a lot... I then head back to bed and lay down, I have this thing where i constantly reach over to the titays and grab one sort of like comforting, so i did that... :stare:
me: wow this these get bigger?
her: ....zzz
me: (squeeze & play with new toy)

I then all asleep, only to be woken up by a loud "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!" I wake up to see the no0d and familiar shilouette of my then gf at the door of my bed
I freak out and im like "WTF?!"

The gf runs to the moms room and i jump out of bed and follow her to tell her it was a misunderstanding and after a few minnutes of her telling me to fuck off i convince her that nothing happened. (nothing did happen)

Needless to say we never saw her friend again while we were together, and to top things off the girl never realized what happened and the gf nor I never told her lol. but it did make fro some odd silent moments.


molesting females while intoxicated is sooooo awesome:thumb: :roflmao:

[BoostedTypeS]

Supereek: wrd might as well get paid for the fire hose and fucking hoes

[accordvtec]

that sucks

[AP1 phoju]

hahahahaha

[Dorian]

I guess this one's awkward...

Long time ago, I was with this girl, we were foolin around in my car, I started fingering her. Well, we had to stop cuz her dad was driving up to the house. We fix ourselves up, get out the car. He pulls up, she introduces him to me, he put out his hand for a hearty hand-shake. I looked at the hand, realized that I didn't wipe my fingers, it wasn't soaked cuz it was air-drying, but sticky, and was like, oh well, so I shook his hand. lol
OMG!!!

[rx8ah]

in mexico goin at it in a hotel and about an hour into it my friend walked in drunk off his ass. she's still riding me and my friend says 'OH GOD oh my god i am sooooooo sorry' he turns around as if to leave, turns around again 'can i see ur tits again?'

[-=E36=-]

funny shit.

[EL Dudearino]

Ok onto awkward moment number 2.

Last year was the first time I had a quief in my face. I was with a girl that liked to do 69 a lot. The more I would eat the more she would get into it so, naturally, I enjoyed it more. Well one time we were into it and I couldn’t handle the amount of pleasure that I was getting but she didn’t want me to stop licking. So I did what every other guy would do and started to finger bang her. Well when in the doggy position, for the most part, air gets trapped up in there. In the 69 position she is in the same position and using your fingers will get air trapped up there as well. So I use my fingers pretty vigorously and she finishes me off. I exit my fingers and she begins to get up. Well as she gets up two of the loudest quief’s I’ve ever heard escape her vagina and into my face. The smell wouldn’t escape me. I push her off fast but it lingered in my face. I tried to hold my breath but by that time I had to breathe in and either I would taste the quief or smell it. I opted for smelling it. I gagged and almost threw up. She asked me if everything was alright. I said yea and just laid there naked in shock. Like did she not know she just laid down a pussy fart in my face? Talk about awkward. I didn’t know what to do. I took a long shower and tried to make it leave my mind.

Unfortunately it still hasn’t left my mind.


hahahahaha

[babietuan323]

hah

[nguyen925]

in mexico goin at it in a hotel and about an hour into it my friend walked in drunk off his ass. she's still riding me and my friend says 'OH GOD oh my god i am sooooooo sorry' he turns around as if to leave, turns around again 'can i see ur tits again?'

hahaaa

[iRIDElow]

uhhh.....