View Full Version : men are you desperate?
mofoD
12-29-2005, 11:29 AM
online or in real life i noticed that guys have been complimenting ugly girls on how pretty or "breathtaking" they are....this girl can be a straight up jacked in the face and youll see bunch of dudes going OMG LETS MAKE BABIES....
i dont understand it, do yall want the pussy that bad or you blind?
wendyisanerd
12-29-2005, 11:33 AM
:roflmao: well everybody has diff tatse D!
edobear
12-29-2005, 11:34 AM
yeah stop cockblocking you hater :kekegay:
mofoD
12-29-2005, 11:35 AM
god if i was cockblocking, id have lorraine bobbit do a number on my dick.
edobear
12-29-2005, 11:42 AM
it's good to have nikka on the team that loves fat/ugly women.
that way if you're out and about and see some fine ass chicks with that bad apple, homeboy is willing to sacrifice his body for the team.
I've done it a couple times in horrible shame because nobody else would. :(
mofoD
12-29-2005, 11:44 AM
if i had to take one for the team then thats a different case...
but i will never cockblock some dude whose hollaring at some jacked up pussy.
XAoPillz
12-29-2005, 11:45 AM
online or in real life i noticed that guys have been complimenting ugly girls on how pretty or "breathtaking" they are....this girl can be a straight up jacked in the face and youll see bunch of dudes going OMG LETS MAKE BABIES....
i dont understand it, do yall want the pussy that bad or you blind?
:wrd: i just sit back and laugh, cuz personally i think its funny!
IT'S ALL PINK IN THE INSIDE DAWG
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Jamiroquai
12-29-2005, 12:31 PM
IT'S ALL PINK IN THE INSIDE DAWG
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:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
RaCinStylez
12-29-2005, 12:35 PM
pussy is pussy when you turn off the lights
http://andyb.regionofdoomforum.com/ot/Big%20Smiles/hititbag.gif
edobear
12-29-2005, 12:40 PM
Oh yeah? You try fucking a fat chick and seeing if it's all gravy.
Man, my first time with a fat chick i was fucking her cellulite thinking i was already inside her. Thats nasty shit man. It's a kamikaze mission to me.
was it at least wet (the cellulite)? lol
edobear
12-29-2005, 12:52 PM
duh, why else would i've thought it to be the pussy?
_allstar
12-29-2005, 01:02 PM
hell no
mofoD
12-29-2005, 01:02 PM
Oh yeah? You try fucking a fat chick and seeing if it's all gravy.
Man, my first time with a fat chick i was fucking her cellulite thinking i was already inside her. Thats nasty shit man. It's a kamikaze mission to me.
OMG!!! :roflmao:
duh, why else would i've thought it to be the pussy?
hey, some dudes will hit a pussy, wet or not :gonk:
-=E36=-
12-29-2005, 01:05 PM
never have never will.
edobear
12-29-2005, 01:06 PM
hey, some dudes will hit a pussy, wet or not :gonk:
Oh hell naw, I don't jump in the pool unless there's water.
XAoPillz
12-29-2005, 01:08 PM
Oh hell naw, I don't jump in the pool unless there's water.
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:
pussy is pussy when you turn off the lights
This is why prisoners close their eyes
RaCinStylez
12-29-2005, 01:11 PM
This is why prisoners close their eyes
:roflmao: :roflmao:
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that is a lovely birth canal you man-a-factured there sir
DUBGURL19
12-29-2005, 02:00 PM
that is a lovely birth canal you man-a-factured there sir
hahaha birth canal! CLASSIC!
to answer your question D maybe they are just trying to be nice!
or your way sounds good too.. :thumb:
that is a lovely birth canal you man-a-factured there sir
why thank you, how nice of you to notice
(o)(o)
SugarDaddy
12-29-2005, 02:45 PM
<<< not desperate... but another year of being single and i might be.... :roflmao: :-/
DUBGURL19
12-29-2005, 03:04 PM
<<< not desperate... but another year of being single and i might be.... :roflmao: :-/
optimism at its best! :thumb:
XAoPillz
12-29-2005, 03:10 PM
<<< not desperate... but another year of being single and i might be.... :roflmao: :-/
something to look forward to! :thumb:
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
eN_2_Oh
12-30-2005, 01:24 PM
IT'S ALL PINK IN THE INSIDE DAWG
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some funny shit.
heyitsryan
12-30-2005, 01:30 PM
lol :thumb: :thumb: IT'S ALL PINK IN THE INSIDE DAWG
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dude you e-mac to ugly chics too!
mofoD
12-30-2005, 01:53 PM
dude you e-mac to ugly chics too!
used to. :kekegay:
edobear
12-30-2005, 02:15 PM
I learned my lesson years ago with the voicemail thing, I think it was called the G-line or some shit, and man, I be a motherfucking idiot to holla at a chick I can't see.
Fat girls do have the sexiest voices though :-/
Manic
12-30-2005, 08:35 PM
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Just put a bag over her head when you're smashing. LoL. :roflmao:
_relapsd.
12-30-2005, 09:19 PM
i like to rub my bonerz on butt cheekz.
wagonfan
12-30-2005, 09:33 PM
LOL @ this thread.
Fat girls do have the sexiest voices though :-/
This is true... I recently found out a coworker of mine works for a phone sex line too. She's gotta be a size 18 or 20, 6'4", and 250-275lbs.
slowsleeper
12-30-2005, 09:40 PM
Oh yeah? You try fucking a fat chick and seeing if it's all gravy.
Man, my first time with a fat chick i was fucking her cellulite thinking i was already inside her. Thats nasty shit man. It's a kamikaze mission to me.
:roflmao: :roflmao: :gonk:
jdmEGhatch93
01-02-2006, 09:36 PM
i like to rub my bonerz on butt cheekz.
hahahahahha!!! :roflmao:
Beggars can't be choosers.
:roflmao:
SugarLCivic
01-02-2006, 09:57 PM
i guess there are some guys out there that are attracted to fat/ugly girls.... same goes for girls
FrEN-Z-On3
01-02-2006, 09:58 PM
I learned my lesson years ago with the voicemail thing, I think it was called the G-line or some shit, and man, I be a motherfucking idiot to holla at a chick I can't see.
Fat girls do have the sexiest voices though :-/
u mean...the fat girls that breathe loud on the phone?! lol..."-breathes- i'm tanya, im 24, and i like to eat pizza....tons of pizza.. -breathes-"
heyitsryan
01-02-2006, 10:00 PM
LOL @ this thread.
This is true... I recently found out a coworker of mine works for a phone sex line too. She's gotta be a size 18 or 20, 6'4", and 250-275lbs.
wow thats liek twice what i weigh and the 50 additonal pounds
ProjektSol
01-02-2006, 10:01 PM
maybe there just fuckin around..
mofoD
01-02-2006, 10:02 PM
u mean...the fat girls that breathe loud on the phone?! lol..."-breathes- i'm tanya, im 24, and i like to eat pizza....tons of pizza.. -breathes-"
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Sloshy
01-02-2006, 10:03 PM
:)
Tito Escobar
01-03-2006, 01:14 PM
Naw man i have been deceived by fat chix voices on the phone. One time this bitch sounded sexy as hell, she was one of my other homegirls friends. So i told this bitch lets meet up at the galleria and told her to were a blue top so i would know it was her. Well me and Stiggz goto the galleria and and we go upstairs above the ice skating rink so we could watch when she showed up. Man the only girl wearing the blue top that looked that she was waiting for someone was a BIG OLE GIRL and maaaing was she big. So I was like fuck that shit, Stiggz was LOL at me for a good while but even more of the fact that we left her hanging there.
dmxrd09
01-03-2006, 01:56 PM
LOL @ this thread.
This is true... I recently found out a coworker of mine works for a phone sex line too. She's gotta be a size 18 or 20, 6'4", and 250-275lbs.
"THATS A HUGE BITCH" :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
http://tinypic.com/jl3z8z.jpg
accordvtec
01-04-2006, 12:39 PM
Oh hell naw, I don't jump in the pool unless there's water.:thumb:
Dr_3vil
01-04-2006, 12:50 PM
This is some funny shit. hahaha:wtf:
I am just a loser D. There is no hope for me :(
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