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2003 Corolla S
12-28-2005, 09:51 PM
i had crabs once... my balls itched alot...

how many times have you gotten vd's and how did you get rid of them?

Jamiroquai
12-28-2005, 09:54 PM
i had crabs once... my balls itched alot...

how many times have you gotten vd's and how did you get rid of them?
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inoneday
12-28-2005, 09:58 PM
wtf is this all about

eN_2_Oh
12-28-2005, 10:00 PM
not.....quite....sure....

rx8ah
12-28-2005, 10:01 PM
gross...i make sure that they're cleanly enough to take care of themselves before they rip their pants off

FrEN-Z-On3
12-28-2005, 10:06 PM
:ugh2:

yanin_flo
12-28-2005, 10:06 PM
nope...

2003 Corolla S
12-28-2005, 10:07 PM
my gf broke up with me 3 months ago and i was feeling very depressedand lonely so one night i took the passenger seat out of my car and drove by all of the bus stops along westeimer until i found this really fat girl named "trina"...
i offered her some money to get in my car and we went into an empty parking lot and did our business...
it was unbeliveable... but then later that week my scotum startet to itch really badly and it hasnt stopped since...
i'm way to embarassed of how i got my genital itching to go tell a doctor...
i tried to get rid of it by hiring a homeless woman to finger me... however that only cost me another $29 and resulted in my rectum bleeding...

im at the end of my rope now and i'm at a loss for what to do to stop the pain!

edobear
12-28-2005, 10:08 PM
got crabs once and have been shaving my dick and balls ever since

2003 Corolla S
12-28-2005, 11:11 PM
got crabs once and have been shaving my dick and balls ever since
does that make them go away? is the hair like seaweed? you know is it where the crabs hide?

edobear
12-28-2005, 11:16 PM
They need something to cling on to. You knock down the bridge and it's a standoff.

Have you ever seen The Last American Virgin? Three friends catch crabs off some hooker then they jump in the pool thinking they could drown 'em becuz they're called crabs.

accordvtec
12-28-2005, 11:21 PM
no...

2003 Corolla S
12-28-2005, 11:23 PM
They need something to cling on to. You knock down the bridge and it's a standoff.

Have you ever seen The Last American Virgin? Three friends catch crabs off some hooker then they jump in the pool thinking they could drown 'em becuz they're called crabs.
lol

koalaznbear
12-29-2005, 12:16 AM
what the hell is a vd

im lost..

venerial disease - sexually transmitted disease

96hondaex
12-29-2005, 12:19 AM
AE?

2003 Corolla S
12-29-2005, 12:23 AM
im not an ae... im sick of my old sn and i have decided to become 2003 Corolla S forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SAR05
12-29-2005, 12:27 AM
Your pretty pathetic buddy. I suppose you should have used protection eh?

Get rid of that shit, before you spread it around h-town.

nightracer
12-29-2005, 02:27 AM
if a chick gives me a vd i'm shoving a .50 cal down her throat and turning her into clam chowder. :thumb:

XAoPillz
12-29-2005, 10:27 AM
nope, no VD here...fuck that

Smashin'
12-29-2005, 01:40 PM
That is FUCKING DISGUSTING. :barf:

I have NEVER had anything.

edobear
12-29-2005, 01:42 PM
People in denial are the worst offenders of said action

SugarDaddy
12-29-2005, 02:25 PM
People in denial are the worst offenders of said action


LOL :roflmao: :roflmao:


does having a chick pass along her damn yeast infection on my package count as a VD?? :-/ :roflmao: :roflmao: