me vs old lady

[mealsoaswelltoo]

so i'm going west on i-10 on the fast lane about 75 and this lady in a rental cavalier is friggin tailgating me so i go a bit faster... then she gets pissed for some reason and gets next to me... she can't seem to cut me off because there's a truck in front of her so she slams on her brakes ,flicks me off and gets behind me again aggressively.... keep in mind she's like mid 30s. i'm like... wtf did i just see that? so i slow down like a mo fo to speed limit and she has to take a dump or something because that totally gets her pissed... i could tell by her face... well then the lane next to us clears again and she blows by me and flicks me off! i'm like... fuggin ricer! LoL :hit: i got owned.:smoke:
PS happy valentine's day everyone!

[souwestbuddha]

hahah damn i would hate to catch a ol lady on the road that has to go poop.....happy valentines day everyone...:blue:

[Black J32a]

yur car is out?


i saw it at the shop about a week ago...lookin good :thumb:

[Cloud]

Damn Hai picking on old women what's wrong wit u. :)

[CRX boy]

Dude that is funny! Its actually happened to me before as well, I was passing this old lady and her granddaughter in my CRX, and I was getting on it hard, so right as I am passing her she gives me the bird then I hit my brakes so I could say something to this old fart and she gets scared and takes the off ramp!:hit:

[meangreen94z]

LOL...sounds like Zangel

j/k:D (Im going to get it)

[ZAngel]

Originally posted by meangreen94z
LOL...sounds like Zangel

j/k:D

Do I look old to you? :fuckyou: Not even close to 30!
Nah, I wouldn't have had any problems getting around him! Most women just don't know how to drive. :roflmao:

[meangreen94z]

No you definitely dont..... but when he said "she flicked me off" on "I-10" you immediately popped in my head.:D

[ZAngel]

Originally posted by meangreen94z
No you definitely dont..... but when he said "she flicked me off" on "I-10" you immediately popped in my head.:D

:roflmao: Yeah, Katy drivers are the worst! I say we ban women in SUV's! I am thinking about investing in a loud speaker so I can tell them what I am thinking without having to lift a finger! :D

[Ak1m0to]

Damn, today I was heading home from UH and I am getting on to 45 merging from the feeder. I'm on the lane thats goes out but U have to switch lanes to get on the highway. So this old man ( in his 60's ) in an old model Oldsmobile cuts me off nearly hitting me, I honk my little pussy Honda horn at him and he gives me the finger. I'm like WTF, he cuts me off but gets mad at me.

[cobrastang]

I was driving down eldridge today and was about to turn into a parking lot then decided to go straight and turn in at the next entrance when all of the sudden i hear a horn start honking from behind me. So I turn in the parking lot and they are still honking as they drive by, so i put my arm out the window and flip them the bird. Turned out it was my step mom in a company car trying to get my attention. My dad called me later and was like hey why the hell did you flip Vicky (step mom) off today?? :D

[CRX boy]

Originally posted by cobrastang
I was driving down eldridge today and was about to turn into a parking lot then decided to go straight and turn in at the next entrance when all of the sudden i hear a horn start honking from behind me. So I turn in the parking lot and they are still honking as they drive by, so i put my arm out the window and flip them the bird. Turned out it was my step mom in a company car trying to get my attention. My dad called me later and was like hey why the hell did you flip Vicky (step mom) off today?? :D

That sucks dude, its kinda like pullin up to a stop light and you see a car that looks exactly like your homeboys car so you honk the horn and when they turn to look at you its someone else, so now you are stuck at the redlight and the guy you honked at and waved to thinks you are some fag that is trying to hit on him! :hit:

[babietuan323]

Originally posted by CRX boy
That sucks dude, its kinda like pullin up to a stop light and you see a car that looks exactly like your homeboys car so you honk the horn and when they turn to look at you its someone else, so now you are stuck at the redlight and the guy you honked at and waved to thinks you are some fag that is trying to hit on him! :hit:

:wrd: that happens

[Jetkillr]

well, one time i was gettin ready to go north on 249 from Louetta road and i took the turn too fast and i spun around like 2 times and came to a stop and like 5 people were honking and telling me to slow down...it was fun though cause like 2 mins later i passed em goin 125mph just outside of Tomball...im an idiot....i know...oh yeah and women do suck at driving except for the ones that like cars and actually know what a "transmission" is(I actually know a few that dont, and some guys. lol!)....

[ZAngel]

Originally posted by Jetkillr
well, one time i was gettin ready to go north on 249 from Louetta road and i took the turn too fast and i spun around like 2 times and came to a stop and like 5 people were honking and telling me to slow down...it was fun though cause like 2 mins later i passed em goin 125mph just outside of Tomball...im an idiot....i know...oh yeah and women do suck at driving except for the ones that like cars and actually know what a "transmission" is(I actually know a few that dont, and some guys. lol!)....

What's a transmission? Is that one of those things that makes the lights come on or does it have something to do with that 710 thing under my hood? :roflmao: j/k

It isn't just women that don't know about cars! I have worked on a few guys cars that really had NO clue what I was talking about or doing...

[Replica]

Originally posted by Ak1m0to
I honk my little pussy Honda horn at him and he gives me the finger.
Yeah, that honda horn invokes FEAR!

[mealsoaswelltoo]

Originally posted by ZAngel
What's a transmission? Is that one of those things that makes the lights come on or does it have something to do with that 710 thing under my hood? :roflmao: j/k

It isn't just women that don't know about cars! I have worked on a few guys cars that really had NO clue what I was talking about or doing...
LoL 710 LoL ahaha

[Ak1m0to]

Originally posted by Replica
Yeah, that honda horn invokes FEAR!

U know it :D

[UgotRipped7]

old peeps drive them big body rides, dont even wanna get close to them.

[meangreen94z]

I was driving by these apartments to Wal Mart on Saturday and there was this women sitting in a SUV waiting to pull out LONG before I was anywhere near. Of course she decides to pull out when Im 20 feet away. I slammed on brakes and honked my horn. What does she do? She hits the brakes and sits in the lane. I pull around her and as I do nail it(yes very mature of me) and go sideways. Well if anything atleast it made me feel better. :D

[CRX boy]

That shit happens! I guess people get scared and they give you that look like a deer looking into headlights at night, so they freeze and just wait for the hit like some jackasses! I am sad to say that my old CRX is totaled :( I was talking to my homeboy Eddie this weekend( he is the one that bought my CRX from me) and he told me that he was doing about 30 and these girls were next to him and he was trying to show off to them so he drops it into 2nd gear and floors it, but there was a semi making a right turn and he plowed right into the back of the semi trailer. I am glad that he is ok because I would have felt guilty for selling him my CRX and then finding out that he got him self killed in it!:eek: But the CRX wasnt so lucky, oh well shit happens.

[mealsoaswelltoo]

Originally posted by ZAngel
Nah, I wouldn't have had any problems getting around him!

damn... i didn't even catch that the first time i read it! :rolleyes: hehe... but yeah... u prolly wouldn't have had any problems getting around me.... my car is slow.:D