how can i break my car?

[Mobil1]

hey guys.....i need to know some good ways to break my car (not bad, just enough) and make it look like a mechanical failure or something.


next time my piece breaks my rents are buyn me a new car.


please hook me up with anything yall got.

[jojiv]

:roflmao::roflmao:

[Vic]

Originally posted by Mobil1Skyline
hey guys.....i need to know some good ways to break my car (not bad, just enough) and make it look like a mechanical failure or something.


next time my piece breaks my rents are buyn me a new car.


please hook me up with anything yall got.


unplug one of the injectors and tell them you have a bent rod. ;)

[OneArmedScissor]

neutral drops


if that doesnt work...then powerbrake the car for about 15 minutes

watch your torque converter melt :)

[Greenlion]

Originally posted by Zero
neutral drops


if that doesnt work...then powerbrake the car for about 15 minutes

watch your torque converter melt :)

Man thats crazy ass burnout

[Winthrop]

If it's stick just do some 2nd gear drops going like 70. That should 'break' it in no time...I'll do it for you if you want me to...:D :D :D :thumb:

[st3ph3n]

:hit: :hit:


st3ph3n

[Spaceman Spiff]

i can't never do that to something i own. i once heard about this person stripped a brand new WRX for insurance money.. how can anyone do that?

just drive that sucker till it breaks; or post it for sale and wait for the BEST offer even your parents would want to sell it. if the car isn't breaking on you, it must be pretty reliable. a lot of people need a reliable transportation these days

[Evil Patio]

try and rev that bitch to 10 grand!! LOL! THEN neutral drop it. let me know if you need some help.

[Doug]

1. Drain out all the oil
2. Remove airbox/intake
3. Put garden hose inside throttle body
4. Start car
5. Turn hose on full blast
6. Car will die
7. Repeat from step 4 till car will not start
8. Fill back up with oil.

[Mobil1]

Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff
i can't never do that to something i own. i once heard about this person stripped a brand new WRX for insurance money.. how can anyone do that?

just drive that sucker till it breaks; or post it for sale and wait for the BEST offer even your parents would want to sell it. if the car isn't breaking on you, it must be pretty reliable. a lot of people need a reliable transportation these days


the car is CONSTANTLY breaking on me....its in no way reliable

i just want to get rid of it faster.


and wow Patio and ID 10 T, those are some fkn hilarious ideas..:thumb:

[bigA]

Originally posted by ID 10 T
1. Drain out all the oil
2. Remove airbox/intake
3. Put garden hose inside throttle body
4. Start car
5. Turn hose on full blast
6. Car will die
7. Repeat from step 4 till car will not start
8. Fill back up with oil.

damnnnn...this kid's got skillz...where did you learn such a thing???--- :bowdown:

[Pocfoo]

Originally posted by st3ph3n
:hit: :hit:


st3ph3n

[Yhtill]

Once I had a stubborn car that wouldn't die. In newer cars it's best to mess with the electrical. Placeing way to small fuses and wires mixxing up is always nice. Some odd reason i got a new car when my elctrical would fry every fuse in the box about every time i got over 35.

[bigA]

Originally posted by Yhtill
...when my elctrical would fry every fuse in the box about every time i got over 35.

hmmm...thats just not normal to me...i bet those fuses wer up in
:smoke: though

[babietuan323]

my frens 98accord "broke down" and got back 15,000 from insurance
hehe i can help you take care of the car
:thumb: :thumb:

[babietuan323]

lets all get together and break down his car, it will be fun
what is your address
:idea: :idea:

[Doug]

Originally posted by bigA


damnnnn...this kid's got skillz...where did you learn such a thing???--- :bowdown:

Having an engine suck down water is a quick way to get it to lock up. Plus, the damage isn't visable.

We did it once in auto shop as a project for rebuilding a damaged engine.

[.:IceMan:.]

Originally posted by ID 10 T


Having an engine suck down water is a quick way to get it to lock up. Plus, the damage isn't visable.

We did it once in auto shop as a project for rebuilding a damaged engine. hydrolock paid for my new motor in my car. :bowdown:

[bigA]

Originally posted by cyphen
hydrolock paid for my new motor in my car. :bowdown:

well then its settled.....hydrolock CAN be our friend from time to time....

[Evil Patio]

Originally posted by ID 10 T


Having an engine suck down water is a quick way to get it to lock up. Plus, the damage isn't visable.

We did it once in auto shop as a project for rebuilding a damaged engine. my excuse is i use to have an old accord... key words "USE TO" :thumb:

[bertockster]

i still say the best way is to park it in a construction zone, pay some guy like $100 to "accidently run it over" and call it good :rock:

[souwestbuddha]

Originally posted by ID 10 T
1. Drain out all the oil
2. Remove airbox/intake
3. Put garden hose inside throttle body
4. Start car
5. Turn hose on full blast
6. Car will die
7. Repeat from step 4 till car will not start
8. Fill back up with oil.


yea i was thinking of the same thing...quickest way to blow the motor....plus if you dont get a new car...mommy will buy you a new motor....:thumb:

[Mobil1]

Originally posted by souwestbuddha
yea i was thinking of the same thing...quickest way to blow the motor....plus if you dont get a new car...mommy will buy you a new motor....:thumb:



why the hell would i want a new ford 3.0 liter?

its a 97 mercury sable dude, you couldnt stick a porsche 996 911 turbo motor in this piece of shit and make it fast.


i either want am EVO8, WRX, 350Z, used s2000 or an STi


but we'll have to wait and see how long it takes for this rag to die finally.

[kingpin]

just rev that motherfucker until it blows up

[Mobil1]

Originally posted by kingpin
just rev that motherfucker until it blows up



rev limiter when its not moving

[Spaceman Spiff]

Originally posted by Mobil1Skyline
i either want am EVO8, WRX, 350Z, used s2000 or an STi

how certain are you that you'll get one of the above? it'd suck ass if you blow up the car and your parents get you another ford sable..

dus

[l33t]

i was reading the sti has only 265 hp in a car magazine yesterday, whether it is true i don't know, but that's what it said

[Mobil1]

Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff
how certain are you that you'll get one of the above? it'd suck ass if you blow up the car and your parents get you another ford sable..

dus


pretty damn sure.


im just gonna let it die on its own though, i give it less than 2 months before the tranny takes a shit again.

i know for a fact i could get a wrx. and im almost positive i could get in to a base or entusiast 350. sti might be pushing it though.

[Mobil1]

Originally posted by l33t
i was reading the sti has only 265 hp in a car magazine yesterday, whether it is true i don't know, but that's what it said


american STi puts out 300hp and 300tq.

that car is gonna fkn own the competition.

bye bye lan evo and 350Z....but i dun wanna start another "argue over evo and sti" thread so ill shut up now :rofl:

[l33t]

Originally posted by Mobil1Skyline
american STi puts out 300hp and 300tq.

that car is gonna fkn own the competition.

bye bye lan evo and 350Z....but i dun wanna start another "argue over evo and sti" thread so ill shut up now :rofl:
i don't see why the uk version would have less power

[OneArmedScissor]

uk may not have the displacement advantage (which is actually just a different crank if im not mistaken) hence the less power.

Subaru flat out says they arent losing the hp war in the US...

i think they were pretty serious...

[Gooback]

Originally posted by .:IceMan:.
hydrolock paid for my new motor in my car. :bowdown: :stupid:

[OneArmedScissor]

problem with cars like the subie is how heavy they are. you run slow times for the amount of power you are making.
:(

i like the RSX :)