I hit a pidgeon

[Evil Patio]

So Im driving down the beltway yesterday morning and theres probably a pigeon in the middle of the road looking like this guy here

http://www.corpses-inc.com/uploads/images/pigeon.GIF

I behind a time warner van, looks something like this guy here

http://www.shabbir.com/pictures/mbpictures/asap/asaptimewarnerfordvan.jpg

then I see feathers flying over the truck and a pigeon doing a 540 McTwist towards my car like this guy here

http://www.extremists.com.au/on_camera/images/on_camera_lge_89.jpg


anyway, the bird smacked against my bumper and I ran him over, I couldnt do anything cuz it happened in about 3 seconds tops, just thought I would share, he was a fat pigeon too

Pigeon 0, Protege5 1

[Bryan]

lol

[drmonkey]

LMAO, great pics dude and great way of telling the story :thumb:

[dinh]

:kekegay:


youre going to h-e-double hockey sticks.

[Agent S14]

Great story patihose :thumb:

[ofay]

hahaha thats funny, one time a bird hit my window and rolled up it, over my car and then landed on the road, it was kinda cool since birds allways get out of the way at the last min. he was prob sick tho, thats why he hit my window

[Thundakat]

YOU BASTARD

[Joker]

:roflmao: :roflmao: .....that is some of the best storytelling i've heard in some time and it came with pics...I give it a :thumb:

[joo]

that pidgeon is pimp

[Darque_Angel]

:rofl:

[GSR]

Nice story, but i think you spelled pigeon wrong.

[Evil Patio]

Nice story, but i think you spelled pigeon wrong.
oh yeah, oh well. :thumb: :kekegay:

edit: I spelled it both ways, btw

[ErectionJones]

great way to make the story more visual.

[Vic]

wtf

[speeddemon]

http://www.mad-psi.com/upload/ohno.gif

[arabretard]

:rofl: great story

[sky]

:roflmao: at detail/pics

[yunvme]

te va castigar diosito :roflmao: :roflmao:




as my English teacher would say " that's very well elaberated"

[CBR_TOY]

that's the best story i have ever read!
:rofl: "like this guy here" :rofl:

[ninjapleazee]

fockin hilarious..ARCHIVE

[Kadyzthegreat]

:'( murderer.

[tru_pimp]

thats a cool feeling

[-brandon]

dude O_O birds were flying at my girls truck like crazy today it was ridiculous! millions of them everywhere!

[suleman]

:roflmao: pidgeon got pwned.

[jhonda04]

i agree with everyone else... great story! love the pictures. :rofl: :rofl:

[Miss Monica]

I'm glad I wasnt in the car...you know I would have freaked out

[DJ_713]

archive!

[alreadyknow]

i hit a bird with my windshield once, and my sunroof was open...the bird landed in my car..all twitchign and shit..i screamed like a little schoolgirl that is being molested by a big black guy named tiny

[WRXTuan]

Love the story, reminds me of the time when a bird got sucked into my hood scoop on my way back to houston.

T.Vo

[alf]

good stuff. very detailed. u didnt get any blood on ur car did ya?

[blackrsx]

?http://homepage.schleswig-holstein.de/vicap/pidgeon/grafik/rpraven.jpg

[accord94]

sweet.

[lyttleviet]

:(

[ultraman713]

i hit a bird with my windshield once, and my sunroof was open...the bird landed in my car..all twitchign and shit..i screamed like a little schoolgirl that is being molested by a big black guy named tiny
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

[ninjapleazee]

i hit a bird with my windshield once, and my sunroof was open...the bird landed in my car..all twitchign and shit..i screamed like a little schoolgirl that is being molested by a big black guy named tiny
:roflmao: :roflmao: :ugh2:

[XAoPillz]

:rock:

[adam gs-r]

http://www.mad-psi.com/upload/ohno.gif

[Riceracer]

^^lol

[blkpgt]

SWEEEEET

[Kyo]

right click *save picture as...*

[Mobil1]

fockin hilarious..ARCHIVE
Seconded. :roflmao:

[93Integra]

HAHAHAH fkin awsome story. :thumb: :rofl:

I had an owl fly out in front of me a couple nights ago and it scared the living shit out of me. If I wasnt being a good boy and doing the speed limit I would of hit it.

[black_tl]

LOL

[Evil Patio]

:kekegay:

[Becca_Boo]

that was great